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whatwhomever's avatar

Please, non-existent (or existent, I don’t really care) don’t let the 2020 election come down to the results in this fuckswamp.

DDB9000's avatar

While not a Potter aficionado, wouldn't Severus Snake be more accurate given what he looks like?

DDB9000's avatar

I think that Trump is planning to change it to the Electoral High School, and Kayleigh McNinnyNinnyNinnyOxenFree and her pals on the cheerleader squad will be in charge of it.

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

I had a C=64 for a couple years then upgraded to an Amiga - I still hate Apple.

JCfromNC's avatar

My roomie had an Amiga, I loved that thing. Too bad it never really caught on.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You and Stonekettle, and many sane residents who get outvoted by The yahoos.

EMPY's avatar

The max is $254. They take taxes from the UI check. It took me 14 hours on a Sunday night the get through all of the crashing pages 7 weeks ago. Got my first payment after 6 weeks. You also have to log in every week to a system designed not to let you in. I cant believe Rick Scott hasnt been run out of this state tarred and feathered.

EMPY's avatar

The system cost Florida businesses $50 per employee per year. The lowest in the country. Im guessing that may cost some votes this year. I knew the benefit amount was shit before this year, but had no clue about the shitty computer system designed to fail.

EMPY's avatar

The alternative to a republican is typically a blue dog here. The Florida Dem party is a joke

Bruce Wayne's avatar

The paper applications don't have the covid-19 checkbox. The website was updated for self employment, but the paper applications are not. But this weekend I couldn't submit any info. It just went back to the first page, ad nauseam.

Sherry's avatar

If ANYTHING positive comes from this I'm hoping that all those GOP who were previously on the fence about Trump or a Democrat change their mind and vote blue.

Luther Martin's avatar

Wow, Florida, what the fuck happened to you? Nothing but trouble since the days of old Juan Ponce De Leon.Corrupt from stem to stern, any wonder it is sinking ?literally, and figuratively!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

This calls for immediate action: locate the horcruxes of Rick Scott and Ron DeRacist and destroy them.

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

Put a Trump-steak through their "hearts"

VandeGraf's avatar

When there are so many stupid fuckups around, why does Florida pay it's governor so much?