FLOTUS Celebrates International Women’s Day With Abortion Party

International Women’s Day is a special holiday that began a century ago, because women were becoming more vocal in campaigning for progress -- so this year's version was marked by ladies showing their boobs at Mardi Gras and a new episode ofTeen Mom 2.And it wouldn’t have been a Women’s Day party without the hottest woman alive -- our fabulous FLOTUS, who celebrated in the best way possible. Michelle Obama had a big ol’ abortion party, because what do women even do, really, besides patronize theSex and the Cityfranchise and get abortions?

Michelle Obama joined her less-popular friend Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to honor some supposedly “courageous” women with the International Women of Courage Awards, which are probably boring trophies for women who aren’t smart enough to assault people on Facebook or pop out babies on the teevee, for money.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and First Lady Michelle Obama honored ten other women from around the world Tuesday with the International Women of Courage Awards, which are awarded by the State Department.

Marking International Women's Day, Clinton welcomed eight honorees to the State Department, including Roze Otunbayeva, the president of the Kyrgyz Republic, the first head of state to receive this honor.

Recipients included members of government, lawyers, businesswomen, journalists and supporters of human rights from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Jordan, Cameroon, Hungary China and Mexico.

Yes, some of those people were there, but that doesn’t really matter because so was Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards, who was so bold as to go on the Twitter and tell the world she was partying with our FLOTUS. How dare she. 

Cecile Richards sent a message on Twitter on Tuesday afternoon that she was “Celebrating the 100th anniversary of International Women’s Day at the White House with First Lady Michelle Obama.”

Other abortion advocates joined Richards, according to another tweet saying, “And with two of my heroines for women -- [pro-abortion] Congresswomen Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Nita Lowey -- you are amazing.”

 Le gasp! Michelle Obama’s plans for an East Wing abortion factory have been exposed. By next year’s International Women’s Day, every girl who stops at the White House for a super-fun abortion will get a gift bag of celery sticks and a free 1-hour Zumba session with Michelle. This has been 100 years in the making -- blame Susan B. Anthony! [ CBS / LifeNews ]

 Blair Burke (blairelinor@gmail.com) obsessively follows Michelle Obama's every move for "The FLOTUS Files," which appears every Monday here at your Wonkette.