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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No worries...how many zeros should he put on the check?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Happy Birthday, love! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

She truly is one of history's greatest monsters.

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fuflans's avatar

happy birthday and if you were still in chicago i would buy you a birthday drink.

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fuflans's avatar

my great grandmother used to put honey on my grandfather's hands and give him a feather to play with. this was so her cocktail hour would remain uninterrupted.

she was fondly known in family circles as a bitch.

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fuflans's avatar

no i'm mostly chicago and LA.

yeah it's hotter than the proverbial witch's tit and i'm in a show partially performed under a plastic tarp.

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fuflans's avatar

camus - misnderstanding (absurdist theatre under plastic in a loft. It doesn't get more chicago crazy than that... Still, better than my last corporate job which was really absurdist hell).

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Mahousu's avatar

There is no need to cover the children in honey. Just let them use their cell phones - which the kids these days are constantly attached to anyway - <a href="http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-1385907\/Why-mobile-phone-ring-make-bees-buzz-Insects-infuriated-handset-signals.html" target="_blank">and the bees will attack</a>.

What's more, <a href="http:\/\/inhabitat.com\/scientists-breeding-a-disease-and-mite-resistant-super-bee\/" target="_blank">scientists are now breeding super-strong Canadian bees</a>, which should keep Malia terrified for years to come. Nice one, Michelle.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT, but interesting: <a href="http://beta.news.yahoo.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/latest-t...">http://beta.news.yahoo.com/...

This is good news for Rupert Murdoch!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Those votes only add up to 99%. Now, you could say that's because of rounding, but I'm blaming it on librul bias.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bees ... with lasers on their heads!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And if she got a falafel at al Halal food truck, not so much.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Faux News is processing the other 182% of the votes, and will release the results tonight.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

According to Boehner, cheese is not an option, not on the table, and not negotiable.

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