Michelle Obama is taking a nap right now because, haven’t you heard, she ate herself into a coma last week. Somewhere, a couple of news desk interns are very proud of themselves, because their cranky, jaded editor shouted, “HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN A HAMBURGER?” and they got out their little calculators as fast as they could, to add “Ruined Michelle Obama’s day” to their useless resumés. Of course, our FLOTUS can easily bounce back from any non-scandal, maybe because she has Harry Potter
my great grandmother used to put honey on my grandfather's hands and give him a feather to play with. this was so her cocktail hour would remain uninterrupted.
she was fondly known in family circles as a bitch.
camus - misnderstanding (absurdist theatre under plastic in a loft. It doesn't get more chicago crazy than that... Still, better than my last corporate job which was really absurdist hell).
There is no need to cover the children in honey. Just let them use their cell phones - which the kids these days are constantly attached to anyway - <a href="http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-1385907\/Why-mobile-phone-ring-make-bees-buzz-Insects-infuriated-handset-signals.html" target="_blank">and the bees will attack</a>.
What&#039;s more, <a href="http:\/\/inhabitat.com\/scientists-breeding-a-disease-and-mite-resistant-super-bee\/" target="_blank">scientists are now breeding super-strong Canadian bees</a>, which should keep Malia terrified for years to come. Nice one, Michelle.
No worries...how many zeros should he put on the check?
Happy Birthday, love! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
She truly is one of history&#039;s greatest monsters.
happy birthday and if you were still in chicago i would buy you a birthday drink.
my great grandmother used to put honey on my grandfather&#039;s hands and give him a feather to play with. this was so her cocktail hour would remain uninterrupted.
she was fondly known in family circles as a bitch.
no i&#039;m mostly chicago and LA.
yeah it&#039;s hotter than the proverbial witch&#039;s tit and i&#039;m in a show partially performed under a plastic tarp.
camus - misnderstanding (absurdist theatre under plastic in a loft. It doesn&#039;t get more chicago crazy than that... Still, better than my last corporate job which was really absurdist hell).
There is no need to cover the children in honey. Just let them use their cell phones - which the kids these days are constantly attached to anyway - <a href="http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-1385907\/Why-mobile-phone-ring-make-bees-buzz-Insects-infuriated-handset-signals.html" target="_blank">and the bees will attack</a>.
What&#039;s more, <a href="http:\/\/inhabitat.com\/scientists-breeding-a-disease-and-mite-resistant-super-bee\/" target="_blank">scientists are now breeding super-strong Canadian bees</a>, which should keep Malia terrified for years to come. Nice one, Michelle.
OT, but interesting: <a href="http://beta.news.yahoo.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/latest-t...">http://beta.news.yahoo.com/...
This is good news for Rupert Murdoch!
Those votes only add up to 99%. Now, you could say that&#039;s because of rounding, but I&#039;m blaming it on librul bias.
Bees ... with lasers on their heads!
And if she got a falafel at al Halal food truck, not so much.
Faux News is processing the other 182% of the votes, and will release the results tonight.
According to Boehner, cheese is not an option, not on the table, and not negotiable.