Once upon a time there was this guy named Jesus, who told a bunch of people that he was the Son of God and did lots of magic tricks until Mel Gibson killed him in front of disgusted audiences everywhere, the end. This is the foundation for the world’s angriest religion, Christianity. This is also why every spring, the White House hosts something called an “Easter Egg Roll,” so that children can experience the magic of the Resurrection through relay races. This year, the theme of the Easter Egg Roll is
Simpson must have lost his filter due to Wild Turkey. I have never seen any guest make Tweety blush. I think Matthews banged his head on the guest off cam. Awesome.
Little known fact: the &quot;feeding of the 5,000&quot; was originally the &quot;feeding of the 5,000 calories.&quot; A little boy could only afford 2 Fishwiches and 5 small fries, but, in a miracle, Jesus supersized them <i>at no extra charge</i>.
I thought Santa Claus was the one crucified. It was the rabbit? That lays the eggs? Are the seven dwarves involved? This is very confusing. And what about St Crispin&#039;s day? Next they&#039;ll be saying he (she?) isn&#039;t really a saint.
Simpson must have lost his filter due to Wild Turkey. I have never seen any guest make Tweety blush. I think Matthews banged his head on the guest off cam. Awesome.
Where is that eggman??????
I almost forgot .I love Easter. Time to change my picture.
whoa whoa whoa i thought easter was the <i>andrew lloyd webber</i> holiday.
That&#039;s the shocking revelation in Dan Brown&#039;s next opus.
Little known fact: the &quot;feeding of the 5,000&quot; was originally the &quot;feeding of the 5,000 calories.&quot; A little boy could only afford 2 Fishwiches and 5 small fries, but, in a miracle, Jesus supersized them <i>at no extra charge</i>.
I thought Santa Claus was the one crucified. It was the rabbit? That lays the eggs? Are the seven dwarves involved? This is very confusing. And what about St Crispin&#039;s day? Next they&#039;ll be saying he (she?) isn&#039;t really a saint.