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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Like to see them try "Kashyyyk."

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

History's greatest monster!

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fuflans's avatar

yeah but i bet michelle never let her kids meet a fetus.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, but it only aired on Fox.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

She's like Kryptonite to the humanlike figgerheads of the opposing party.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I love her. I guess this means her husband will be sending a SEAL team after me, but Michelle ... He's not good enough for you!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's so nice to have people in the White House who actually <i>have</i> family values.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"He is always upbeat - particularly about Congress."

That was pretty fucking funny.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"1ST LADY SEZ OBAMA HATES CONGRESS. WHERE OUTRAGE?"

"TODD WILL NOT INSULT REAL AMERICANS WHEN HE IS 1ST LADY"

"GET 'UNDEFEATED' AT COSTCO"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

tfp:

I think you are confusing Letterman with 60 Minutes.

Or, if you want serious political commentary and observations, Jon Stewart.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Dolley Madison was pretty cool.

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fuflans's avatar

was there supposed to be news?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wow - avoid the comments from the mouth-breathing morons. That's a truly revolting hate-fest they've got going on there.

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