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Like to see them try "Kashyyyk."

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History's greatest monster!

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yeah but i bet michelle never let her kids meet a fetus.

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Yes, but it only aired on Fox.

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She's like Kryptonite to the humanlike figgerheads of the opposing party.

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I love her. I guess this means her husband will be sending a SEAL team after me, but Michelle ... He's not good enough for you!

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It's so nice to have people in the White House who actually <i>have</i> family values.

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"He is always upbeat - particularly about Congress."

That was pretty fucking funny.

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"1ST LADY SEZ OBAMA HATES CONGRESS. WHERE OUTRAGE?"

"TODD WILL NOT INSULT REAL AMERICANS WHEN HE IS 1ST LADY"

"GET 'UNDEFEATED' AT COSTCO"

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tfp:

I think you are confusing Letterman with 60 Minutes.

Or, if you want serious political commentary and observations, Jon Stewart.

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Dolley Madison was pretty cool.

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was there supposed to be news?

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Wow - avoid the comments from the mouth-breathing morons. That's a truly revolting hate-fest they've got going on there.

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