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richardgrabman's avatar

Aren't their comments SOP for upper class white families?

killerpizza's avatar

"Gee, Bob. I am slightly worried that a teenage girl won’t want to take advice on “proper dress” from a 50-year-old guy in a vest. I can’t even get her to wear a raincoat!".I bet bob has a raincoat.

phoenix00's avatar

> Bruno Mars: Worth a Listen?

Umm YES.

Maybe's avatar

Re the Bible: Which part of it exactly are they using as their guide for sexual purity?

I suspect they enjoy the stoning women part, but I also suspect that guys get a free pass. After all, if they slip it's 'cause they were tempted by some wanton trollop, right?

Sid Pevear's avatar

So tell us Bob, who is Funking You Up?

FLdispatches's avatar

I'm having Evangelical WTF Flashbacks to my Brio-reading youth. Like acid flashbacks, only way weirder and more psychologically damaging, probably.

Bud Smith's avatar

Why does she have the paint of a harlot on her face? Shouldn't God's gift of skin be enough? Inquiring minds want to know.

nightmoth's avatar

Believe it or not, Teen Vogue is coming close. They've got a new editorial staff and they do not like the Trump at all. Despite the emphasis on fashion and beauty, there are a couple of red hot political articles every month. And some of the beauty articles are along the lines of "Don't tell me how to wear my hair!" or "My body is my own!" or "Fat shamers should be ashamed!" Check it out.

gingerwentworth's avatar

Bob, you've got a kind of a pouting, seductive but frankly obsolete photo on your-- is it twitter account? Why'd you choose that one, Bob??

Mark Breitinger's avatar

I'd like the Special Edition with Duck Dynasty's Sadie Robertson on faith, family, friends & fucking

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He thinks that wearing that goofy vest, putting on about 500 pounds above his blog picture weight and working for Brio hides the problem. It doesn't.

It just makes it more obvious to anybody who isn't in full Dobson denial mode.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Dear Brio,

I thought this would never happen to me, but a POTUS grabbed me by the pussy and....

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It's a parable. Or a load-a-bull.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Twin fawns, twin fawns flaunting Brio, Bouncing on the beach in Rio.What Focus on Familie, Could frame thy luscious symmetry?

LucindathePook's avatar

Gotta like boobs a lot.