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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...LoLz, being old is funny!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...yeah, but I'm sure being the mistress of a Republican Senator has some kind of wieght?!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Metal is a parody of itself these days.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The joke is on FotF. As I mentioned before, Bieber is a 35 year old with a growth disorder.

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The Quirk's avatar

Leave the condoms in the fridge for that "special feeling".

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The Quirk's avatar

Canadians don't have instincts until they're programmed by Canada's Socialist government and Professional Hockey.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Can't we just say that <b><i>all</i></b> musicians, regardless of stripe or genre, are and of right going straight to hell, and call it a day?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...so you must know that there is nothing more crazy than a 16 year old hormonal girl?!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If Justin Bieber didn't exist, we would have to invent him.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...WOW, Usher is considered "crude"?! Crude is pissing on a 16 year old girl like R.Kelly!!!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I hate to shit all over their theory, but those classical artists with their Copland and Tchaikovsky just cold butt-fuck each other all the time.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...do conservatives really want to go to war against the "Beib"?! His fans are literally more fanatical than Tea-Baggers! I'm talking borderline "21 virgins" waiting for you in heaven crazy!!!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Bad company may corrupt good character, but it also made kick ass <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=336VjTLUleU" target="_blank">songs</a>.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hmmmmmm, nothing like a "cold butt-fukk"!!!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...God help us if Canadian get rhythm!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

As long as he brings his <i>Young Person's Guide To The Orchestra.</i> Talk about leading kids astray.

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