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It will come as no surprise that we are looking to Rob Ford for a lot of advice this holiday season. Whether it be knocking down coworkers on camera (again, sorry Dok!) or threatening to kill someone with our bare hands, Rob Ford has been there to guide us each step of the way. And now, we look to Rob for guidance on what we should ask for from you people for Christmas.
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I just assumed that his shopping list leaned heavily towards pork products.
And increased mandatory minimum sentences for felony parole violators.