Food Styling Classes For a Hundred Bucks

If you're not a poor like 78 percent of Wonkette readers, then you might be interested in taking Chef Danielle Turner's new food styling classes. For $100, you can learn how to arrange and garnish your food in such a way that will turn your PB&J or Lean Cuisines or whatever into works of art.

While Chef Danielle -- a food stylist for sexytime Giada De Laurentiis and evil Rachel Ray -- can certainly help you make your food LOOK more appetizing, she won't be able to help you make it TASTE more appetizing. You'll have to sign up for her $400 cooking class for that. Sorry, poors!

 Great Taste Personal Chef Service, (301) 352-3517.