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Let me see if I've got this right…God created the earth littered with fake fossils and a fake outer space as a test of faith and, if you believe what God created, rather than what people wrote millennia ago in the often-translated Bible, you go to hell? So God is a psychopath?

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If you think this is just funny, I have two recommendations:

1) Off the Edge by Kelly Weill - https://hardcover.app/books/off-the-edge-2022

2) “The Epiphany” podcast by Jill LePore, part of “The Last Archive” series called “The Returns” —

Each week on ‘The Returns,’ we pull a different episode from our own archive to help put our present politics into historical context.

This episode, Epiphany, first ran in 2021, as the finale to Season 2, which was all about lies, fakes, frauds, and hoaxes. In this episode, Jill Lepore takes listeners down the winding path from the little-known Iron Mountain hoax of the late 1960s to the Capitol insurrection on January 6th, 2021.

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I thought his fairy tail book also says to not eat or handle swine... so touching a football would be out!

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founding

Very sad.

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Damnit Robyn! You did it to me AGAIN!

I actually clicked on that shitty video and now my brain is broke...

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*IS* our children learning? Apparently not.

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So he's not enlisting in Space Force? I would say the only thing flat is his EEG brain scan.

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Good thing for this dude that you don't have to be smart to be a Defensive Back in the NFL.

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Whether he likes it or not, he’s a space cadet now. “Good speed, strength, fundamentals. Does his own ‘research’ and will embarrass the organization from time to time. Will need extra public relations resources.”

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Anyone who uses the word "like" every third word is, like, dead to me. How can one with a college degree be so massively inarticulate?

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“I did some research on the internet and I found many absurd theories to be valid. Granted, my own judgment is so unreliable I am routinely duped, misled and hoodwinked.”

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Tyler Owens has a bachelor's degree in business marketing and his LinkedIn profile says he specializes in advertising and social media. Well then, shouldn't he be the first to realize that he's been "marketed" into things that might not be so very truthful?! Yikes!! I do have a social media advertising campaign idea for Tyler: "Hey Flat Earthers, take heart! The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself!" 🌎

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You're a bad, bad dog.

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Can the Snake Oil Bulletin be revived????

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I sincerely thought my daughter held the record for stupid when she once asked my husband, "Did Hitler's father have any children?"

Her reign is over...sigh.

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maybe he'll run for Hershel Walkers seat.

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Oh ffs!

He did what we all wish more than half of congress would do, and never let us hear from then again.

You better not have jinxed us!!!

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Maybe he’s trying to get a billionaire to fund a ride for him on a spaceship? He could sponsor one if he makes it big in NFL?

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