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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

The slo-mo industry needs a vehicle.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Card-carrying nerd here; yes, he is a dweeb. You can smell it from a mile off.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Carson. We need more diversity on the ticket, and nothing's better than an anthropomorphic ground sloth who's also black.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Cocksucker libel! (somebody had to)

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calliecallie's avatar

Was it a sort of military softcore porn, and Major Ivy was the dominatrix?

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Takoma DC's avatar

So Ted Cruz more capable than the FBI? If you believe that then you're mucho mas delusional.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

"Best political ad of all time!!!"

That's a really low bar to hop over.

/yawn

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Of course not. That would require more than watching a witty movie!

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Apple Scruff's avatar

It kills me that Cruz is technically Gen X.

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Takoma DC's avatar

No U.S. firm would work for him.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

He is technically an alien (as in, extra terrestrial) lizard man, so I do not think Genx has to apologize for this one.

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RobKanC's avatar

Too far buddy. Too far.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I can also see Cruz upbraiding some hapless staffer. "Five pieces of flair is the minimum number."

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Ted, if you could stop ruining our best cultural references, that would be great.

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Savvyheat's avatar

Yes, We Both Are!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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doktorzoom's avatar

OK, so it looks like there will be content for "Dear Shit Fer Brains" Sunday after all. Thanks! Also, banhammered with great pleasure.

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