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The slo-mo industry needs a vehicle.

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Card-carrying nerd here; yes, he is a dweeb. You can smell it from a mile off.

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Carson. We need more diversity on the ticket, and nothing's better than an anthropomorphic ground sloth who's also black.

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Cocksucker libel! (somebody had to)

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Was it a sort of military softcore porn, and Major Ivy was the dominatrix?

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So Ted Cruz more capable than the FBI? If you believe that then you're mucho mas delusional.

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"Best political ad of all time!!!"

That's a really low bar to hop over.

/yawn

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Of course not. That would require more than watching a witty movie!

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It kills me that Cruz is technically Gen X.

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No U.S. firm would work for him.

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He is technically an alien (as in, extra terrestrial) lizard man, so I do not think Genx has to apologize for this one.

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Too far buddy. Too far.

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I can also see Cruz upbraiding some hapless staffer. "Five pieces of flair is the minimum number."

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Ted, if you could stop ruining our best cultural references, that would be great.

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Yes, We Both Are!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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OK, so it looks like there will be content for "Dear Shit Fer Brains" Sunday after all. Thanks! Also, banhammered with great pleasure.

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