Presumptive Republican presidential nominee and man-shaped pile of hair gel Mitt Romney needs some more scratch, fellows, and so his surrogates are passing around a nifty Kickstarter-style menu of fabulous prizes you could get if you had 50,000 clams that for some weird reason you did not need for shelter, food, or four months worth of healthcare premiums.
Just promised the DNC more dough than I can really afford -- but in the long run, I figure I can even less afford a GOPtard in the White House.
My name will appear on the internet, of course, for any and all wingtards to see and maybe decide they don't want to give me business. Unlike the fucking billionaires who donate millions anonymously to PACs, without anybody knowing who they are. (Because THAT would be unconstitutional.)
&quot;A Day In The Life Of A &#039;Working Mom&#039;: A Role-Playing <strike>Seminar</strike> <i>Game</i> For Rich White Ladies&quot;
Anyone notice how the local yokels, for some reason, just this one time, decided to pay attention to the climate scientists (who are so completely wrong about global warming?)
Probably a Chinese import ... so I doubt he&#039;d want to talk about it. (The baggers would be upset to find out he didn&#039;t buy American.)
Interestingly enough, &quot;Pop Idol&quot; was the title of the English original of the show known in this country as &quot;American Idol&quot;*.
Is The Donald going all Yooropeen on us? Does anyone give a flying fuck what that fat turd with a couple of deceased guinea pigs on his head says anyway?
* And how sad is it when American TV execs are so utterly incapable of original thought that, having run out of ideas for reality TV and run out of British original programming, they start ripping off British reality TV?
Just promised the DNC more dough than I can really afford -- but in the long run, I figure I can even less afford a GOPtard in the White House.
My name will appear on the internet, of course, for any and all wingtards to see and maybe decide they don&#039;t want to give me business. Unlike the fucking billionaires who donate millions anonymously to PACs, without anybody knowing who they are. (Because THAT would be unconstitutional.)
If I can get the same 5,000% return that Mitt got from Bain on his IRA money, I&#039;ll sign on. Otherwise, fuck him.
&quot;A Day In The Life Of A &#039;Working Mom&#039;: A Role-Playing <strike>Seminar</strike> <i>Game</i> For Rich White Ladies&quot;
fify
*hangs head in shame*
Anyone notice how the local yokels, for some reason, just this one time, decided to pay attention to the climate scientists (who are so completely wrong about global warming?)
That was so Cheney could lie on the rocks, anonymously, among the gila monsters.
What will it cost me <i>not</i> to have to see that?
Even after <i>Citizens United</i>, I&#039;m not sure if/how this is legal.
balls.
And the unemployed buy into this? What the fuck is in that GOP Kool-Aid??!!
In Colombia I believe that would purchase you about 1,000 nights - including tips.
Probably a Chinese import ... so I doubt he&#039;d want to talk about it. (The baggers would be upset to find out he didn&#039;t buy American.)
Interestingly enough, &quot;Pop Idol&quot; was the title of the English original of the show known in this country as &quot;American Idol&quot;*.
Is The Donald going all Yooropeen on us? Does anyone give a flying fuck what that fat turd with a couple of deceased guinea pigs on his head says anyway?
* And how sad is it when American TV execs are so utterly incapable of original thought that, having run out of ideas for reality TV and run out of British original programming, they start ripping off British reality TV?
Union members? I don&#039;t think so. More likely forged in China.
This is a guy who thinks $10k is a side bet... five times that probably sounds about right for a rubber-chicken banquet.
Not a chance ... not without a safe word, at any rate.