1) What in the actual fuck, Editrix??2) EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Normally, the idea of the Editrix being all Editrixxx is very sexxciting to think about, but not even her legendary sexiness can counterbalance Boehner Naked Funtime.3) The comments here (which are not allowed) at least make up somewhat for this.... whatever this post is. O.o4) I lied. There are *four* things (THERE.ARE.FOUR.THINGS!!!): WHAT in the actual FUCK, Editrix??? Shy... is she ok?
Good thing nothing ever came of that encounter with Arnold. A Schoenkopf/Schwarzenegger romance would be a nightmare, from a spelling perspective alone.
OK. After an extensive and exhaustive search, I have *finally* found one Republican I wouldn't kick out of my bed. May I present - Assistant IT director for the US House of Representatives Tim Torres. As long as he kept that pretty mouth busy with other things while we were together, I could probably overlook the Elephant in the room.
And so she is...and always has been. There's a relatively recent photograph of her walking along the beach in a red bikini that filled me with ambition to be able to do that when I'm her age without requiring onlookers to be euthanized afterwards. That picture is why I went back to yoga.
Either way, I'd leave her spotless.
Just because I like chocolate. And Nutella.
Okay, uh.... three things:
1) What in the actual fuck, Editrix??2) EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Normally, the idea of the Editrix being all Editrixxx is very sexxciting to think about, but not even her legendary sexiness can counterbalance Boehner Naked Funtime.3) The comments here (which are not allowed) at least make up somewhat for this.... whatever this post is. O.o4) I lied. There are *four* things (THERE.ARE.FOUR.THINGS!!!): WHAT in the actual FUCK, Editrix??? Shy... is she ok?
Just spit out coffee at "old oatmeal box"
Thank you.
Good thing nothing ever came of that encounter with Arnold. A Schoenkopf/Schwarzenegger romance would be a nightmare, from a spelling perspective alone.
You make him sound like a cyborg - a human-"Rabbit" cross
Huh?
NOOOOOOOOO!
I know I don't get it either.
Why not tell us what you REALLY think?
And you don't seem like a gaping, sexist asshole at all.
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Oh. *he* seems nice. :-P
Now I'm wishing I hadn't scrolled down to read the non-comments.
NONE of the above. NONE, I say.
And that face! Just no.
OK. After an extensive and exhaustive search, I have *finally* found one Republican I wouldn't kick out of my bed. May I present - Assistant IT director for the US House of Representatives Tim Torres. As long as he kept that pretty mouth busy with other things while we were together, I could probably overlook the Elephant in the room.
And so she is...and always has been. There's a relatively recent photograph of her walking along the beach in a red bikini that filled me with ambition to be able to do that when I'm her age without requiring onlookers to be euthanized afterwards. That picture is why I went back to yoga.