'SPENSIVE JAMMIES OK, sorry, that headline is #FakeNews, because we don't think Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would ever part with his beloved ducky pajamas. We also don't know for factual whether he's ever jizzed in his ducky pajamas, lightly or otherwise, so
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FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In…
FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In. $84,000 OBO.
'SPENSIVE JAMMIES OK, sorry, that headline is #FakeNews, because we don't think Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would ever part with his beloved ducky pajamas. We also don't know for factual whether he's ever jizzed in his ducky pajamas, lightly or otherwise, so