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sillyclucker's avatar

I'm just not sure I trust this administration with this speedy process. I don't know if I want a vaccine until some time after they all get one. I want to make sure it doesn't have some weird side affect like turning you orange or something.

mailman27's avatar

But folks will quickly rebound, with any luck, before there is the inexorable procession of infection, illness, and the sweet surcease of sorrow.

SterWonk's avatar

FFS, the whole point of challenge coins is that they are given to you. They are meaningless if you can just plunk down some cash to get one. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

HermitSongs's avatar

Definitely not just a way to shovel taxpayer dollars into drug company CEO pockets, either.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

What do you mean? It’s not real? What about the Historical Documents? What about Dr. Lazarus?

mailman27's avatar

And cyanide. Jonestown cocktail!!

"M"'s avatar

Those public companies will *have* to disclose ...?

Have you thought about who is in charge of enforcing the rules at the FBI and the SEC ...?

mailman27's avatar

No. Fucking. Way. No fucken way. I hope that not one single dollar of my taxes bankrolled this bullshit.

mailman27's avatar

This shitbird couldn't wait one goddam day.

mailman27's avatar

Benchmarks, baby! USA, USA!!!

mailman27's avatar

Scumbago LTD. Profiteering is the new American virtue.

mailman27's avatar

Though their names will be buried under a mountain of lies, phony companies, and law firms.

kermit's avatar

Isn't Avocado's number the number of guacamole molecules you need for that?

Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

The Salk vaccine had testing that was somewhat unethical and somewhat rushed to the public. It did not turn out great. Sabin later did it right.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Half the dosage will be administered rectally, therefore…

Mo Donnelly's avatar

she is a horrific, evangelical hack. phuck her and her GD scarves