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sillyclucker's avatar

I'm just not sure I trust this administration with this speedy process. I don't know if I want a vaccine until some time after they all get one. I want to make sure it doesn't have some weird side affect like turning you orange or something.

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mailman27's avatar

But folks will quickly rebound, with any luck, before there is the inexorable procession of infection, illness, and the sweet surcease of sorrow.

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SterWonk's avatar

FFS, the whole point of challenge coins is that they are given to you. They are meaningless if you can just plunk down some cash to get one. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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HermitSongs's avatar

Definitely not just a way to shovel taxpayer dollars into drug company CEO pockets, either.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

What do you mean? It’s not real? What about the Historical Documents? What about Dr. Lazarus?

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mailman27's avatar

And cyanide. Jonestown cocktail!!

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"M"'s avatar

Those public companies will *have* to disclose ...?

Have you thought about who is in charge of enforcing the rules at the FBI and the SEC ...?

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mailman27's avatar

No. Fucking. Way. No fucken way. I hope that not one single dollar of my taxes bankrolled this bullshit.

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mailman27's avatar

This shitbird couldn't wait one goddam day.

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mailman27's avatar

Benchmarks, baby! USA, USA!!!

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mailman27's avatar

Scumbago LTD. Profiteering is the new American virtue.

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mailman27's avatar

Though their names will be buried under a mountain of lies, phony companies, and law firms.

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kermit's avatar

Isn't Avocado's number the number of guacamole molecules you need for that?

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

The Salk vaccine had testing that was somewhat unethical and somewhat rushed to the public. It did not turn out great. Sabin later did it right.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Half the dosage will be administered rectally, therefore…

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Mo Donnelly's avatar

she is a horrific, evangelical hack. phuck her and her GD scarves

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