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Dolores Sailors's avatar

I'd be tempted to send her a message that says "Much as I would love to contribute, I have to han on to every penny thanks to DOGE cancelling my Social Security any day now."

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Marla's avatar

Keep your filthy paws off my Jewish Passover, you bleeding heathen!

Can't we have one nice holiday without you people appropriating it for yourselves? Hunh? Is that too much to ask?

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agony's avatar

Selling indulgences has always been a great racket.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

One Misha Collins please, and you can keep his pants. We won’t need those and they’re not allowed anyway. Sensible rules here at Wonkette!

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Thomas B.'s avatar

Great BNL reference, especially since that album probably came out before you were born lol

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Huck42's avatar

Why didn't I make a career out of grifting the willfully ignorant?

Seems like a great plan.

Oh, wait...I have problems lying to people, even really right wing religious ones...And I don't want to grift anyone's nana out of what little SSI they get.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

People who believe already have an angel. Some have more than one. If you think they're for sale, what you're buying isn't an angel.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

If I had an extra thou to throw at someone, it would be Wonkette just for that Barenaked Ladies reference our poor flu vector author slipped in at the end.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. This sort of post makes me wish I believed in hell, because Paula So White should burn there once she shuffles off this mortal coil.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

I want to set the world on fire.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

How much for a nice demon?

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Huck42's avatar

They're free. If they like you.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

For a mere $650 I will give a hearty handshake and my best wishes.

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bdog's avatar

Misha Collins for only 1K? That's a fecken bargain.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

In case anyone hasn’t shared this clip yet, the late great George Carlin had their number years ago:

https://youtu.be/_BFIRgn9OLI?si=aIyg5Q30b659p-f6

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

This is right on the same level as the text I received saying I have outstanding tolls in a state I haven’t visited in a decade as far as scams go.

It boggles my mind that people will fall for this and that she will make a substantial amount of money from this.

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