Some wingnut found out Campbell's Soup in Canada is now certified halal and became very angry that Sharia law was being imposed on his chicken-noodle soup, as we briefly mentioned yesterday.
It's real. Typos, random caps and all that. I'm sure Campbell's is anxious to be on the White-list of Recommended Business's.
I watched one do the fat sweats through eating the entirety of a large meatlover's pizza in less time than it took me to eat half of my small anchovy pizza. He was eating the curled up slices so ravenously I began imagining him wrapping sausages like bratwurst up in each slice so he could savor the meal. Standing behind him in line to pay, I got the whole 'I can't reach all the folds of fat on my body when I shower' stale BO aroma mixed with baby powder -- which I am convinced he used instead of toilet paper -- he did not tip. Parking lot about 5 minutes later, he is talking on his cell phone in his yellow H2 with a McCain 2008 bumper sticker, the pit stain on his raised arm is a mesmerizing yellow color.
That Atlanta Mosque is also near GA Tech, a school just crawling with mooslem engineering students, like a certain young Bin Laden. And there was that whole prosecution of a GA Tech student for taking pictures of the pencil-tip building and the Varsity - shit, we may be too late! And it is kind of in midtown, which you know, super gay. I'm gonna need a bigger chalkboard!
We all laughed when Michelle Malkin wrote about Rachel Ray's "terrorist scarf" in the doughnut commercial. That was just too stupid to be taken seriously, right?
So we did nothing and now we've got this dog's breakfast trying to pass for logic.
Sharon Angle says Detroit has been taken over by the muslins and Sure-Ree-A law - explaining all those crappy automobiles made by Government Motors, no doubt - and how our soup is muslin, too?
Seriously - look at the sugar in some of these products. A can of Wolfgang Puck's "P;d Fashioned Country Vegetable" soup used to have 28 grams of sugar per serving - and there were two servings per can. A can of soup having twice as much sugar as a can of Pepsi? Guess it was "old fashioned" because people who ate it pretty soon didn't have any teeth left.
You think a wingnut would actually live by the rules he declares (barks/wheezes)? Perhaps you have missed the news about recently diagnosed Hypocrisy Herpes sufferer Lou Dobbs.
Teach the haters a lesson BUY BUY BUY Campbell's products. Did I mention the CPB stock I own? (Down $0.33 today. Get to work people -- move that soup!)
Is it the Noahic laws that say that eating human flesh is forbidden? I like the fact they had to spell that out or we would be over run by cannibalistic hordes of Jews, Christians and Muslims.
Maybe the Nazis were just Teabaggers who somehow obtained time travel technology.
And a link to this Wonkette post has appeared on their page of rage. Look for trolls by this time tomorrow.
It's real. Typos, random caps and all that. I'm sure Campbell's is anxious to be on the White-list of Recommended Business's.
I watched one do the fat sweats through eating the entirety of a large meatlover's pizza in less time than it took me to eat half of my small anchovy pizza. He was eating the curled up slices so ravenously I began imagining him wrapping sausages like bratwurst up in each slice so he could savor the meal. Standing behind him in line to pay, I got the whole 'I can't reach all the folds of fat on my body when I shower' stale BO aroma mixed with baby powder -- which I am convinced he used instead of toilet paper -- he did not tip. Parking lot about 5 minutes later, he is talking on his cell phone in his yellow H2 with a McCain 2008 bumper sticker, the pit stain on his raised arm is a mesmerizing yellow color.
Maybe its the time travelling talking horse of Caligula and is into that sort of thing.
That Atlanta Mosque is also near GA Tech, a school just crawling with mooslem engineering students, like a certain young Bin Laden. And there was that whole prosecution of a GA Tech student for taking pictures of the pencil-tip building and the Varsity - shit, we may be too late! And it is kind of in midtown, which you know, super gay. I'm gonna need a bigger chalkboard!
How the fuck has nobody thrown in a Soup Nazi joke? Am I missing a thread here?
so that's why Souper Jenny is Buckhead? (I'm keeping it souper local for ATLiens today.) -1 me for saying ATLiens...
We all laughed when Michelle Malkin wrote about Rachel Ray's "terrorist scarf" in the doughnut commercial. That was just too stupid to be taken seriously, right?
So we did nothing and now we've got this dog's breakfast trying to pass for logic.
Sharon Angle says Detroit has been taken over by the muslins and Sure-Ree-A law - explaining all those crappy automobiles made by Government Motors, no doubt - and how our soup is muslin, too?
Seriously - look at the sugar in some of these products. A can of Wolfgang Puck's "P;d Fashioned Country Vegetable" soup used to have 28 grams of sugar per serving - and there were two servings per can. A can of soup having twice as much sugar as a can of Pepsi? Guess it was "old fashioned" because people who ate it pretty soon didn't have any teeth left.
You think a wingnut would actually live by the rules he declares (barks/wheezes)? Perhaps you have missed the news about recently diagnosed Hypocrisy Herpes sufferer Lou Dobbs.
Teach the haters a lesson BUY BUY BUY Campbell's products. Did I mention the CPB stock I own? (Down $0.33 today. Get to work people -- move that soup!)
Depends on the Rabbi but some progressive ones are saying its ok.
Is it the Noahic laws that say that eating human flesh is forbidden? I like the fact they had to spell that out or we would be over run by cannibalistic hordes of Jews, Christians and Muslims.
I dropped a can of soup on my foot the other day but I didn't realize that it was a very tiny terrorist attack.
Oh yeah...well we were so poor there was 150 of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!
Oh please...we had to get up before the crack of dawn and lick the road clean with our tongues!