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And about that picture, DO NOT GO TO YOUR BUNK IN THE FRATERNITY HOUSE! See subsection 8, third paragraph.

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Living as a gai kid in Oklahoma sucked, because the only place to meet others of your kind were bars and the street. Times have changed, I assume.

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What did trannies ever do to Palin, other than dressing up like her for Halloween?

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Not by a sober <strike>girl</strike>person.

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Spotts1701:

As I understand it, the only place a drunk person can sign a legally binding contract is inside a Vegas casino.

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That really does sound like Duh Gov'.

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I can't understand why frats even exist in this day and age. I thought we killed that institution for good back in the early 1970s. Apparently we didn't dig the grave deep enough though, because within a decade there were signs that it was arising from its crypt, just as hideous as ever.

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Hippies couldn't, apparently, although we did try.

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Why, oh why, did I choose to be straight? Nothing but trouble ever since.

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...shouldn't they start referring to "the walk of shame" as the the "Perp walk" from now on?

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"Unless and until we begin holding individuals accountable for their own behavior"

Except for your Ed Hardy wearing braying douchebag fuckyards...they get a free pass on their behavior because boys will, of course, be boys.

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<em>Based on new standards being promulgated on campus, all consent is null and void the minute a woman becomes intoxicated – even if she is your fiancée.</em>

News flash to those who live under rocks - legally, the concept of "intoxication voids consent" has been around a long, long time. It's just now there's an attempt to actually enforce it on college campuses.

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I saw the title of an article somewhere yesterday, something like, "Will closing fraternities solve the problem of campus rape", but I didn't click, because "No." did not seem worth the trouble.

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<i>Never, ever take a drunk female guest to your bedroom – even if you have a signed contract indicating sexual consent.</i>

Nothing ever gets chicks in the mood like signing a "contract indicating sexual consent": "Hey Becky, it's 'Becky', right? Can you sign the last page, by the 'X'? Full first and last name please, and don't worry about all those words and stuff...oh, and don't forget to date it...I think it's the 15th"

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Anyone <strike>his age</strike> that is so concerned about fraternities is an asshole.

FTFY

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