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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Also not a good look? Those jeans. Yeeesh.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Did you participate in a failed insurrection? Then why not take a vacation south of the border?

Is this a thing now? Did he pre-pay and need to go? Lol. I truly hope this will be used in attack ads.

1- Freeze to death constituents2- Vaca in Cancun3- Profit!

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Mr. Malarkey's avatar

And please don't comment about "Haw haw, Texans elected this piece of shit, they're getting what they deserve." Millions of us hate him, too, and we are freezing along with everyone else in the state. Don't be a dick.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

Imagine having such conviction to believe you are always the smartest person in the room and doing this. Lol.

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rocktonsam's avatar

People don't dress up to fly anymore. Except business of course.Cruz is dressed for greyhound

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Mormos's avatar

When they start offering 3 course meals again, i'll dress up again.

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Snopes Shop's avatar

He went to Harvard.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Why is that fucker on the upgrade list? If they won’t put seditionists on the no-fly list, there should at least be a no-upgrade list

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

Because all of the flights between TX and DC at taxpayer expense have earned him personal frequent flyer points.

How about a bill that makes all affinity program (airlines, hotels, free cappuccino) points/benefits accrued on the public teat be clawed back and given to service members for their enjoyment?

Who's a patriot now, motherfucker?

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Emil Muz's avatar

wife's subtle revenge...she lets him go out in public dressed like an idiot.

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

I grew up riding the dog. I told myself that if I studied hard and got a good job I would someday fly in style. By the time I "arrived", flying was just like riding the dog.

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

...and sit on those seats? No thank you!

First thing I'd do after a flight, after checking in to the hotel and calling the frau, would be to take a shower.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

And Princeton — the same path as Michelle Obama — sigh

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Daisy Davinci's avatar

Maybe he only went to pick up a case of Corona(fingers crossed!)?

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Daisy Davinci's avatar

Tiretrack is the new pinstripe

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