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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sorry, Lindsey - there's a little known codicil in the readmission of South Carolina to the Union that bars folks from that nuthouse from running for President.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Lindsey thinks he's been "more right than wrong" about foreign policy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah. Riiiiight.

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More right-wing than wrong, perhaps. If by right-wing you mean <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Not_even_wrong" target="_blank"> "not even wrong." </a>

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>Forget Bushes And Clintons: John McCain Will Start Dynasty With <b>‘Illegitimate Son’</b> Lindsey Graham</i>

Lindsey is <i>black</i>???!!

EDIT: ^^^^^Sorry, sorry. Beat to the punch ^^^^^^

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schmannity's avatar

McCain's illegitimate son? If McCain and Scarlett O'Hara had a baby.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Keep fucking that cruise missile Miss Lyndsay.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

The <i>blanchest</i> of the <i>blanch</i>.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

For Fucks Sake tell me this asshole is kidding

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Spurning Beer's avatar

When they check into hotels together, they get a room with a king size bed, because two queens is kinda gay.

(Recycled joke courtesy of The Colbert Report.)

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