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If you thought it said "WankHarder" then you're already overdoing it, bub. Mom tried to warn you!

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One time, I worked harder. My boss got a really good bonus and a promotion. Lesson learned.

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... whilst luxuriating in one of those those fancy $200plus collapsing chairs with the sizable drink holders and pockets for magazines and stuff; a brat-dog in one hand and Guinness in the other.

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Hey, I've heard that 'We need to Work Smarter-Not Harder' thingy too! In my experience it usually signals the next round of layoffs.

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Work harder, bro.< roundhousekickstart >

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You know who <i>else</i> tried to motivate people to work harder by "posting" a simple phrase above their workplace?

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Abortionplex libel!

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I am <i>not</i> afraid of hard work. I can drink a beer lounging right next to people doing it.

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Nice try, but <a href="http:\/\/media.dcentertainment.com\/sites\/default\/files\/MAD-Magazine-Alfred-THIMK-Postcard-1958.jpg" target="_blank">THIMK</a> harder.

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Family is either the people who always say how great you are. Or the only people who will be really honest with you.

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