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Bridges. Newt has burned them.

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Reminds me of a line from <em>In Treatment</em>:

<blockquote>But enough about me, let's talk about what you think about me.</blockquote>

Only that character said it with self-awareness.

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"we’re going to go out and do what we believe is in the best interest of our country"

Too late, asshole.

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That's one of the great mysteries -- why the distribution of godbothering bible-thumpers overlaps almost perfectly with Tornado Alley. (And the few who don't live there are clustered in hurricane territory.)

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Rick's biggest fear is that <a href="http://blog.spreadingsantor..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blog.spreadingsantorum.com/">http://blog.spreadingsantor... will start creeping back to the top of the Google results page. Because people paste links to it, you know, just about everywhere.

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Where there are trailer parks, there are also high winds. I'm not sure which is cause and which effect.

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Yeah. Me too.

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I suppose, when you expect your home to be reduced to splinters on a regular basis, there's considerable motivation to live in a cheap one.*

So, oddly enough, it could be the wind causing the trailers.

*The likelihood of dying in a cheap one might explain the tendency to rely on an imaginary sky friend for comfort. So, contrary to conventional Xtard wisdom, it's tornadoes that plague us with God!

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Some of them can even form sentences! Only some, though.

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