Well, Wilmer, now you can add traitor to the list of your fine character traits. Fat Man: Mighty funny, eh Wilmer? Wilmer: Mighty funny. Sorry, couldn't resist.
Where have I heard the name "Wilmer" before? Oh yes, The Maltese Falcon character Wilmer Cook, the ineffectual gunman that Sidney Greenstreet employed and then betrayed, needing a fall guy. Wilmer was played by Elisha Cook, Jr., a character actor whose career, as far as I remember it, consisted of roles as wanne-be tough guys, all attitude and nothing behind it.
16?! I continued to set fire to my life for sex until, well, when is immaterial. But in my defense everybody knows the male brain doesn't mature until [checking my birth certificate] 62, and never has a goddamn bit of sense *ever* anyway.
We are not sending them our best. Good.
Well, Wilmer, now you can add traitor to the list of your fine character traits. Fat Man: Mighty funny, eh Wilmer? Wilmer: Mighty funny. Sorry, couldn't resist.
"Volunteered" hahaha yeah right.
I hope this pedo has the pleasure of getting in front of the action and getting captured. Let's see how this plays out.
So he joined the enemy. Typical.
Where have I heard the name "Wilmer" before? Oh yes, The Maltese Falcon character Wilmer Cook, the ineffectual gunman that Sidney Greenstreet employed and then betrayed, needing a fall guy. Wilmer was played by Elisha Cook, Jr., a character actor whose career, as far as I remember it, consisted of roles as wanne-be tough guys, all attitude and nothing behind it.
Yeah, that shitbird's never coming back. And good riddance to bad rubbish.
Clearly, a good choice. His other option was the priesthood.
I'm sure his "top notch translator" will forget to translate "go to the front and don't stop" to "we are transferring you to a much nicer position".
::Church Lady Voice:: Weeeell isn't than just Speeciaal ...:P:Smirk
\For. Fuck's.|. Sake.
Bleurgh, Also too, GAG.
Meant to add, that with a name like "Feenstra", the previous 'emigre' idjits might want to re-think their destination choice.
bummer. i hope nothing gets too weird in the donbas.
If he survives the war, he'll figure he's home free with his citizenship and go about his business.
I wonder how the Russians handle non-oligarch pedos?
Parody of "The Book of Mormon":
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsjohnwalsh/video/7352631772552662315
I will never, ever understand why so many people cheerfully set fire to their lives for sex.
Well, past the age of sixteen or so, when one doesn't have a goddamn bit of sense anyway.
16?! I continued to set fire to my life for sex until, well, when is immaterial. But in my defense everybody knows the male brain doesn't mature until [checking my birth certificate] 62, and never has a goddamn bit of sense *ever* anyway.
Speak for yerself, Bosco—I'm female, 62 (I think—oh, wait, not until November), and still have the maturity of a 12-year-old boy.
I'm not 62 until next month. I figured I better give myself some breathing room, just in case. 😊
"and 150,000 every two months [$1600 USD]” for joining the Russian military, and he’s going to need it."
I hope that he does not need to pay it for long.
Hope the Ukrainians have a huge bounty on his capture. Or y'know, something else, with votes
Capture would be better. They can ship him back to the U. S.
I hope he enjoys Ukrainian hospitality soon.
Damn, should have read downthread first