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Stupid apple.

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Please, please, please, please do not give them the idea that their not wearing clothes would make liberals sad.

Nauseated, yes.

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Eve's fault, and shame was born after she corrupted Adam into eating an.....apple.

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In my experience, Birchers also have this obsession with money

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well, when all you have is a cult, everything looks like a rival cult, maybe.

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It is kind of you to assume she has even read the verse.

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BIG PPE IS BEHIND IT!

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Almost as bad as our west coast.

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now there's a cult. getting you to cover up your body. how sick is that?

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She claims "fear is not of the Lord, but of the enemy." The bible begs to differ:

Genesis 42:18 And Joseph said unto them the third day, This do, and live; for I fear God.

Exodus 18:21 Moreover thou shalt provide out of all the people able men, such as fear God, men of truth, hating covetousness; and place such over them, to be rulers of thousands, and rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens.

Job 1:9 Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?

Psalms 66:16 Come and hear, all ye that fear God, and I will declare what he hath done for my soul.

Ecclesiastes 8:12 ¶ Though a sinner do evil an hundred times, and his days be prolonged, yet surely I know that it shall be well with them that fear God, which fear before him.

Ecclesiastes 12:13 ¶ Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

Luke 23:40 But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation?

Acts 13:16 Then Paul stood up, and beckoning with his hand said, Men of Israel, and ye that fear God, give audience.

1 Peter 2:17 Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.

Revelation 14:7 Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.

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Without even checking I would bet that Rule 34 applies.

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The CUTEST lil' devils :-)

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It's sort of a bwa-ha-ha thing- either you get it or you don't.

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I thing that God would probably say the exact same thing!! Wild...

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I'm a software engineer, and (through attrition), one of the few people who even sort-of understands our build system, so I know more about compilers than I wish I did.

Which is particularly ironic, because I never passed my compilers class, which is one of the reasons I never actually got my bachelor's in CS.

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There's a similar text in LOTR, Book II, maybe III?

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