A former alderman and vice mayor from Mount Carmel, Tennessee, has been arrested on charges of indecent exposure after a female motorist said he "'fondled himself' and made obscene gestures while they drove beside each other on Interstate 26." William Lee Blakely, 30, had previously been investigated on similar charges in 2010, but the case was dropped when the woman who initially reported that incident "declined to move forward with the prosecution to avoid embarrassment." At a preliminary hearing in the new case,
<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/10\/10\/science\/10google.html\?_r=0" target="_blank">He heard Google was looking for &quot;Bater&quot; Testers.</a>
OK, so looking just at the nuts and bolts of the issue - even with an auto tranny, how the fuck does a guy stick his dick out the window and masturbate going 90 if he is the one &quot;driving&quot;? Are we sure this crazy fuck didn&#039;t have an accomplice driving for him?
That would do it. Guess I got lost in the absurdity of it and wasn&#039;t being creative enough a thinker. He&#039;d just have to keep one hand on the wheel. And as Liz mentions above, keep to relatively straight roads. One is left wondering if he is a lefty.
Well, perhaps if you rolled it up in the window before you left the house...?
&quot;I like to take a long drive to clear my head&quot;
TOTALLY DIFFERENT MEANING WITH THIS GUY
That&#039;s pretty weird.
This has received insufficient attention. Sadly the case when you&#039;re six hours off.
Yet another reason to hate those damn jerb creators!
Wac-Man
If this scenario was believable, I wonder how often he has accidentally left his &#039;seat belt&#039; dangling out the bottom of the door.
<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/10\/10\/science\/10google.html\?_r=0" target="_blank">He heard Google was looking for &quot;Bater&quot; Testers.</a>
Using a cell phone or texting while driving suddenly isn&#039;t the most stupid thing you can do behind the wheel of a car.
Not so sure about that ...
Exactly.
There was a guy named Cooter in that series. No flashers as I recall.
OK, so looking just at the nuts and bolts of the issue - even with an auto tranny, how the fuck does a guy stick his dick out the window and masturbate going 90 if he is the one &quot;driving&quot;? Are we sure this crazy fuck didn&#039;t have an accomplice driving for him?
that was my first thought, at 90mph he should simply flash right by them, so to speak
<i>Mount Carmel, Tennessee</i>
Your move Arkansas.
That would do it. Guess I got lost in the absurdity of it and wasn&#039;t being creative enough a thinker. He&#039;d just have to keep one hand on the wheel. And as Liz mentions above, keep to relatively straight roads. One is left wondering if he is a lefty.