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There may not be any place for fist-fighting' and street fighting Mick Jagger in sleepy London town but the US Congress seems to have plenty of bandwidth for ass-coverin', no regrets Christopher Miller.

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Because they're all complicit.

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Rep. Lynch’s accent really puts that over the top!

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Hey Miller, try clerking in the tv aisle at opening of Black Friday.

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Horrifying.

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Chris Miller, Stephen Miller, Jason Miller...? Do they stamp them out in a factory? Is there a warehouse full of them somewhere in Ohio? Just asking.

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Despite this,Boston is a wicked fuckin Pissah city.

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Senate Judiciary Committee getting ready to vote on Kristin Clarke but first, STUPID COMMENTS by TED CRUZ. Hate that guy so much.

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People that have tell you how badass they are, aren't.

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Sweet! And can we get a re-enacted of the toll booth scene and Sonny Corleone? I've been a good boy this year.

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I've seen some shit, man. Dog, squirrel, raccoon, even moose on occasion.

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If he ain't got the 1,000 Yard Stare, he seen shit.

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I just want someone to note that gun control laws saved D.C.

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And are going to put that one guy who hoped to arm the rebellion with his single truckload of ordnance behind bars for quite a long stretch.

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I'm going to rephrase you: D.C.'s gun control laws saved us all.

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"Seems normal. Not like these are the actions of criminals. No one's acting nervous or guilty or scared. They would do this anyways, jeez."

Said the little GQP dog in a hat with a nice cuppa Joe.

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