A former Indiana mayor who won four terms in the 1930s and 1950s is proving less popular with modern-day city leaders, who say they probably won't name a new government center for him because of the jokes his moniker could inspire.
At least we know it won't be named Sarah Palin™ Center because a) she'd charge for use of her name; b) she'd never want to be associated with the "center" (except center of attention); c) the people of Ft Wayne don't want just half a building.
But it is terrible news for Christine O'Donnell.
I wasn't driving. I was in the back seat. If you know what I mean.
At least we know it won't be named Sarah Palin™ Center because a) she'd charge for use of her name; b) she'd never want to be associated with the "center" (except center of attention); c) the people of Ft Wayne don't want just half a building.
I have passed through Athol, MA.
... who was romantically linked with Theophilus Punoval.
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