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cessnadriver's avatar

The defense in the trial of the dirty little kkkoward who murdered Mr. Floyd:

Black people are scary.

He was terrified of the huge crowd of 7 people.

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cessnadriver's avatar

"Peter! Peter! I can see your house from up here!"

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britishvoiceman's avatar

Brilliant!

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britishvoiceman's avatar

True, but that poor bugger had a valid excuse for his own stupidity (OK, he was probably a dick before his Alzheimers kicked in.)

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britishvoiceman's avatar

My apologies for not recognizing a fellow atheist! One reason I like Maccoby is that I could never understand why Christians never questioned why Jesus, who they believe was sent by God to die for our sins, was purported to have exclaimed "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" before he died. IMO, Maccoby's theories of the historical Jesus are the only ones that explain that apparent contradiction.

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britishvoiceman's avatar

4 armed white cops terrifed by 7 unarmed people, many with dark skin!

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AgentOfForeignInfluence's avatar

Satan was, of course, God's personal assistant (see the Book of Job), so yeah.

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Pogo's avatar

Bat Guano Fruit Loop Crazy - Any Tangerine Imbecile supporter

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Woo Way Dray's avatar

What a shame religion is so publicly displayed at all.

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Regret's avatar

We have a winner.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

I mean, let them copy-pasta his bullshit everywhere. Then we can get the entertainingly stupid rant *without* worrying about giving Trump clicks.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Laminate that card, pin it to your shirt, get the ticket, refuse to pay, join in with others on a class action lawsuit. Be the headache they can't treat.

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Zatz's avatar

Still have it

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Errrrrrr

I am an explicit, hard, anti-ecclesiastical atheist; pretty much an antitheist except I'm sure there is no deity and hence antitheism is a meaningless distinction. I've not read Maccoby (thanks for the heads up) but his opinion of Paul seems, pretty much, to be identical to mine except I would add "grifter" to Paul's characteristics.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

“Dawg bless,” please.

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Klapaucius's avatar

I thought God ordered Jesus killed so that He could save mankind from Himself?

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