Did your Wonkette visit this thing, at CPAC, called "Founder Roundtable: Where Did We Go Wrong?" featuring Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, "Tom" Paine, and Patrick Henry? UMM MAYBE. Look at them all there, behind their old-timey projector. When we left, the debate was still about whether the Constitution was one big old dumb mistake. "It was the human beings that destroyed it," some Founder said. And that's what he said to
Tom Paine would get medieval on these pasty face pricks.