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There isn't enough money in the world.

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Maybe that's why Nancy has to be dragged, kicking and screaming, to impeachment. It wouldn't look good for being seen as a cheerleader of the process that's going to put you in the White House.

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I hear after a couple of Manhattans, he really comes out of his shell.

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Give Me Strength!

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I read his book Conservatives Without Conscience. I thought it was really good.

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Boy, I sure hope what that's they're thinking.

But of course, it's most likely too late for them :(

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I am looking forward (/s) to the BOMBSHELL! email I get from some Tea Party mail list I ended up on that has the subject line "GAETZ PWNS DEAN IN JUDICIARY HEARING", because you know that's how they're going to spin it.

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Reminds me of the last time they tried this:

Michael Cohen: I lied for Donald Trump.Republicans: YOU LYING LIAR!!Cohen: Yeah. I lied. For Donald Trump.Republicans: YOU LYING LIAR!!Cohen: I just said that I lied. I lied for Donald Trump.Republicans: YOU LYING LIAR!!

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Race to Putin's crotch.

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Taking cues from Presnident Dumbstupid.

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Way to ruin a perfectly nice sunny afternoon there at the Putt Putt range.

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i don't think she wants The Oval . . . so she should wait until she's counted enough Senators for a conviction, step down, get Hillary elected Speaker, then take the hammer back.

i think she has more fun as Speaker (and more power).

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JFC, what a bunch of dipshits.

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What are the parliamentary rules Dean was referring to? And why was if funny - unless it was because it would have taken Dean the rest of the day to list all trump's failures.

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Louie Gohmert is not a smart man.

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Gohmert is the dumbest, Gaetz is the looniest...Collins is the most pathetic...but Gym Jordan is the most odious.

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