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Completely dependent on whether the pheasant gave consent.

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Chuck's Ass-ley is Grass-ley.https://media3.giphy.com/me...

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For Republicans everyday is Steal Day.

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Cankles and keegles. You teach me lots of wordz.

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OW OW OW OW. I could only get through about 25% of his tweets posted here before I had to scroll past. Could we get a necromancer in here to raise up his English teachers in school so they can smack him, or so we can smack them?

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I call bullshit. Trump likes 'em at a 10 with no bread bags on their feet.

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C'mon Iowa, we can do it! I am going to wait til after the primary before I throw my excess ameros at this race. But DAMN I want to hand Grassley his assley in November.

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Chuck Grassley does not eat his erections there. He gets them to go.

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His birth language is Cornhole.

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You should whip that thing back i to shape!

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That would be great. I shall keep an eye out!

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Awwww, shucks, I'm not stalking you, it's just an ingrained habit to comment on your posts.

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I'm glad he didn't live to see Trump as a serious contender for leader of the free world.

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Should I even ask what the difference is between a personal question and a personanal question?

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You can tell I'm an old because I tweet only to tell broadcasters to turn down the crowd mic so I can hear the announcers.

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Thanks, I have.

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