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SeeTrain65's avatar

Completely dependent on whether the pheasant gave consent.

TeeRaak's avatar

For Republicans everyday is Steal Day.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Cankles and keegles. You teach me lots of wordz.

theblackdog's avatar

OW OW OW OW. I could only get through about 25% of his tweets posted here before I had to scroll past. Could we get a necromancer in here to raise up his English teachers in school so they can smack him, or so we can smack them?

fuflans's avatar

I call bullshit. Trump likes 'em at a 10 with no bread bags on their feet.

malsperanza's avatar

C'mon Iowa, we can do it! I am going to wait til after the primary before I throw my excess ameros at this race. But DAMN I want to hand Grassley his assley in November.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Chuck Grassley does not eat his erections there. He gets them to go.

Frank Underboob's avatar

His birth language is Cornhole.

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

You should whip that thing back i to shape!

Serai 1's avatar

That would be great. I shall keep an eye out!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Awwww, shucks, I'm not stalking you, it's just an ingrained habit to comment on your posts.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm glad he didn't live to see Trump as a serious contender for leader of the free world.

phoenix00's avatar

Should I even ask what the difference is between a personal question and a personanal question?

Big Puppy's avatar

You can tell I'm an old because I tweet only to tell broadcasters to turn down the crowd mic so I can hear the announcers.