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SeeTrain65's avatar

Completely dependent on whether the pheasant gave consent.

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TeeRaak's avatar

Chuck's Ass-ley is Grass-ley.https://media3.giphy.com/me...

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TeeRaak's avatar

For Republicans everyday is Steal Day.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Cankles and keegles. You teach me lots of wordz.

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theblackdog's avatar

OW OW OW OW. I could only get through about 25% of his tweets posted here before I had to scroll past. Could we get a necromancer in here to raise up his English teachers in school so they can smack him, or so we can smack them?

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fuflans's avatar

I call bullshit. Trump likes 'em at a 10 with no bread bags on their feet.

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malsperanza's avatar

C'mon Iowa, we can do it! I am going to wait til after the primary before I throw my excess ameros at this race. But DAMN I want to hand Grassley his assley in November.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Chuck Grassley does not eat his erections there. He gets them to go.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

His birth language is Cornhole.

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

You should whip that thing back i to shape!

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Serai 1's avatar

That would be great. I shall keep an eye out!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Awwww, shucks, I'm not stalking you, it's just an ingrained habit to comment on your posts.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm glad he didn't live to see Trump as a serious contender for leader of the free world.

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phoenix00's avatar

Should I even ask what the difference is between a personal question and a personanal question?

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Big Puppy's avatar

You can tell I'm an old because I tweet only to tell broadcasters to turn down the crowd mic so I can hear the announcers.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Thanks, I have.

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