Four More Years = Rain of Frogs, Rivers of Blood

Political consultants don't spend all their time gossiping like girls about who'sreallyrunning the Kerry war room. (At last count, six people have a plausible claim.) Sometimes they prep for their own media appearances. And sometimes they're so amused with themselves, they send us the Instant Message transcript of that prep session. We admit we were also pretty amused.

Consultant #1: here is what i would say

Consultant #1: Failed President - Wrong Ideas

Consultant #1: they cant defend his record, have nothing new to say so anger and attacks is all they got

Consultant #2: exactly

Consultant #2: make us affriad of John kerry

Consultant #1: y

Consultant #2: no record to run on

Consultant #1: y

Consultant #1: Failed

Consultant #1: President

Consultant #1: Wrong

Consultant #1: Ideas

Consultant #2: we heard a lot of promises 4 years ago

Consultant #2: and what happened?

Consultant #1: yep

Consultant #2: lost 2 million jobs

Consultant #1: famine

Consultant #1: locusts

Consultant #1: plague

Consultant #2: plague

Consultant #1: frogs

Consultant #1: BLOOD!!!

Consultant #2: and now?

Consultant #2: now what?

Consultant #1: cattle disease!!!

Consultant #2: zel miller on the supreme Court!

Consultant #2: screaming

Consultant #2: yelling, barking mad, still claiming to be a Democrat

Consultant #1: even worse!!