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Fox Business Very Concerned About All This ... Cheap Gasoline?

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Fox Business Very Concerned About All This ... Cheap Gasoline?

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Oct 28, 2014
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Here is Stuart Varney on Fox Business today, yapping his elegant lippy about something, do not care, did not watch. But what is that chyron beneath him (which is, unaccountably, all spelled correctly and without discernible factual errors)? It is "just asking" if cheap gas is bad for the Murican Economy, which Obama broke, with his Time Machine and probably jazz cigarettes.

If gas prices get any lower -- while Barack Obama is still president, anyway -- Fox News will probably wonder why Obama broke the climate.

[ John Whitehouse ]

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Shartiblartfat
Aug 22, 2023

That fakey posh accent just makes Varney sound like a public school twit. I wanna read his pre-FOX C.V.

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Zippy W. Pinhead
Aug 22, 2023

The best way to stop those chain emails- write a snarky and thoroughly documented reply and hit 'reply all'. None of those geriatric AOL users has the slightest idea what BCC is or how to delete the email history from the header, so every single one of those idjits will get your reply. At the bottom of your response explain to them how you were able to get every one of their email addresses and point out the likely fact that the person who started the chain probably doesn't care about this issue one way or the other, but simply wanted to harvest several thousand email addresses from people too stupid to protect their privacy. Tell them to enjoy the torrent of penis enhancement and CheAp CaNadian MeDs! spam they're about to receive and wish them well. They'll still continue to believe the bullshit and they'll still forward that crap, but they'll be too humiliated to include you next time.

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