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Oh, Fox expects Trump to stand in front of cameras and humbly apologize? This is gonna be GOOD.

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Sometimes a cigar is just a corn dog.

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As has been said before, great minds run in the same channels.

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I thought his daughter was gay?

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I like the new album.

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Clearly the real psychoanalysis required here is a study of how easily these people are jumping the shark of reason to manufacture these ridiculous rationalizations for things that are at best embarrassingly stupid and at worst deeply pathological.

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"To be able to address such an intensely personal issue and say, “Listen, there’s no problem in that department,” to me that showed an incredible degree of psychological strength".

Really? I'm pretty sure 8 year old boys crack dick jokes all the time.

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"...his demons are on his sleeve..."

Inside his sleeve, I think you mean.

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Trump's penis is going to be our next Surgeon General?!

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Under his rug.

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This reminds me, yet again, of a very sexist joke I heard in high school. "Why do men have a penis?" "Because they need a place to keep their brains."

My apologies to all you wonderful, male Wonkers. I did not invent this joke. But someone should tell it to Dr. Ablow. May I do it? Please????

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Go for it!

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You don't need a shrink to know what gets under Trump's skin, just look which jokes were off-limits at his Comedy Central roast:

“Donald Trump’s rule was, don’t say I have less money than I say I do,” Jeselnik said. “Make fun of my kids, do whatever you want, just don’t say I don’t have that much money.”

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I joked about how hard they were trying to drag Mitt(wtf kind of name IS that) across the finish line but Jeebus H Priebus! How many horses are they going to hitch to that team to drag walking disaster donald to the wH?

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They need to replace him with an equally competant but more engaging expert.

http://art.cafimg.com/image...

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But our very own Health Czar Barack "Magic Unicorn" Obama once again has the answer!

http://www.newyorker.com/hu...

(I love this idea so much. Is it worth hitting up MoveOn for a petition?)

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