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pooracademic's avatar

Don't tell them about the existence of this movie; on second thought, someone please do.

britishvoiceman's avatar

That sounds more like a Hanukkah miracle - a Christmas one would probably have to last 12 days.

The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

Thank goodness he was born with a full set of teeth, otherwise he would need someone to chew those brains for him first.

britishvoiceman's avatar

If you find any, be sure to send one to Lou.

The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

No doubt this was the work of true Christy Yams.

Charon's Avatar's avatar

How can Dobbs be such a fucking idiot?

Alex Grey's avatar

Lou Dobbs is an obscenity. I doubt even Mr. Rogers could find a redeeming quality in him...

Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

You need to learn to speak German. All the really good ones are from over there.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Close to? I thought he'd passed over that bridge years ago

Lord-Nash's avatar

Fox Business: All the asshattery of Fox News, but with a stock ticker.