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Don't tell them about the existence of this movie; on second thought, someone please do.

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That sounds more like a Hanukkah miracle - a Christmas one would probably have to last 12 days.

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Thank goodness he was born with a full set of teeth, otherwise he would need someone to chew those brains for him first.

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If you find any, be sure to send one to Lou.

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No doubt this was the work of true Christy Yams.

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How can Dobbs be such a fucking idiot?

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Heredity

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Lou Dobbs is an obscenity. I doubt even Mr. Rogers could find a redeeming quality in him...

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You need to learn to speak German. All the really good ones are from over there.

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Wait. Lou Dobbs is still a thing?

https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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Please donate generously https://www.generosity.com/...

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Not so big in Louisiana

http://i1.wp.com/animalnewy...

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Close to? I thought he'd passed over that bridge years ago

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Fox Business: All the asshattery of Fox News, but with a stock ticker.

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No. SEQUEL.

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