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pooracademic's avatar

Don't tell them about the existence of this movie; on second thought, someone please do.

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britishvoiceman's avatar

That sounds more like a Hanukkah miracle - a Christmas one would probably have to last 12 days.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

Thank goodness he was born with a full set of teeth, otherwise he would need someone to chew those brains for him first.

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britishvoiceman's avatar

If you find any, be sure to send one to Lou.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

No doubt this was the work of true Christy Yams.

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

How can Dobbs be such a fucking idiot?

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blaid droog's avatar

Heredity

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Alex Grey's avatar

Lou Dobbs is an obscenity. I doubt even Mr. Rogers could find a redeeming quality in him...

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

You need to learn to speak German. All the really good ones are from over there.

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DahBoner's avatar

Wait. Lou Dobbs is still a thing?

https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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lovelydestruction's avatar

Please donate generously https://www.generosity.com/...

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DahBoner's avatar

Not so big in Louisiana

http://i1.wp.com/animalnewy...

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Close to? I thought he'd passed over that bridge years ago

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Lord-Nash's avatar

Fox Business: All the asshattery of Fox News, but with a stock ticker.

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borninatrailer's avatar

No. SEQUEL.

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