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bobbert's avatar

Because they're disk-shaped and because we have made a compact with the devil.

Thanks for the flashback.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

How about tinfoil hats? The Faux News crowd certainly ought to approve.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

First they tell them, then there's a quiz. What's your problem?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Hah. Every time an American fails to win gold, a thousand wingtards will be foaming at the mouth about how it's Obama's fault.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It would be OK, if they gave the medals to the horses, instead of to the horses' asses.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Sir, I have known toques. I have worn toques. That, sir, is no <a href="http:\/\/thetuquesouq.blogspot.ca\/2009\/06\/tuque-by-any-other-name.html" target="_blank">toque.</a>

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Would they cover the faces, though? And the mouths?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Vaguely amused by the confidence with which they declare their entirely Americanized pronunciation to be the how you "have to pronounce it ... because that's the French way".

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Don't tell Barry Sadler! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WJJVSE_BE">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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