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Ainsley Earhardt: Depository Suppository of Stupid.

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Clearly Russia is invading Ukraine because Zelensky let Hunter Biden do whatever he wanted. Duh.

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Putin invaded Russia because Ainsley Airhead shows lots of leg on Faux Noise every morning. Because of this, Putin knows Americans are easy!

Can I haz high paid pundit jerb now, before the furreners take them all?

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They just have a scrabble bag of tiles, don’t they. She picked Benghazi out of it before the segment.

What was/is the radio show where at the end they have to make up a clever story to work in the phrase they were given in the beginning? Yeah. Like that, but stupid.

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OT (sort of) but Radio Free Utah (KRCL) is currently playing this:

https://youtu.be/gHrsv0NVa6k

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I’m surprised Fox doesn’t claim that Putin is merely helping the Justice Department find Hillary’s email server in its secret Ukrainian lair.

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Each new Fox Blonde takes the genre of attractive young blonde women one notch deeper into hell. They're all at the Seventh Bolgia by now.

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They're androids progammed to spout random anger words at the rageoholics in the audience.

"Yo know, if UN, GUN, HILLARY EMAILS, then BIDEN CLINTON BERNIE might TRAITOR COMMIE BURNFLAG for the LIBERAL JEW POOR LAZY, which will RAGE SCREAM MURICA QANON!"

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Oh c'mon!

Now, where'd I put that map?

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You seem to know... too much. Please stay where you are while the helicopters are summoned.

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Grasping at straws..

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Jebus!

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Didn't Trump allow criminals to go free,or was I just imagining things?

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British show..”My Word!” I can hear the theme music already…

https://youtu.be/QWYMWj5Bcsk

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That's what I thought. Thanks. Loved that show.

Crap. I hadn't realized it's been gone that long. Fuck, I'm getting old.

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