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Oh my god. I banned Kenny! I'm a bastard!

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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You sound just like my neighbors.

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She seems unsmart.

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Exhausted.

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This might just be me, but every time I see that name, "Mook," I hear the line from Thinner:"He was a mook, but he was my mook."

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The things that make printers work with Macs. Apple installs them for you; Microsoft makes you do it because you only paid mere hundreds of dollars for Windows.

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Well, 25% do. The rest are slowly, very slowly, wising up.

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Red lights are tranny on their libety. The light should always be green, for freedumb.

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There were Rooskis in the Dark Tower (friends of Drumpf, who he insists he never met even if you show photos of him meeting them), and the server might well have been theirs. The traffic was encrypted, so "nothing to see here" is semi-accurate. My guess is real estate deals with dirty cash. Buying "luxury" NYC condos is an easy way to launder large sums of money, and Trump was ass-deep in the racket.

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I truly think they are trolls and trollbots.

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I wonder what it's like being the blonde meat in a derp sandwich. I'd like to ask Ainsley that.

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Doocy, Kilmeade and Earhardt's scales must be pretty dry and itchy being inside those human costumes so long.

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Another clown who upvotes himself. Sorry to see you go, punching bag.

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OH I know I know! It was PROFESSOR PLUM in the VERANDA with the LEAD PIPE.

What do I win?

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I wish I had that kind of faith in humanity. Unfortunately I live in Trump country and I see that type of delusional, almost sheep-like behavior IRL every day.

Possibly the most corrupt, self interested president we've ever had. He's a sickness unto himself yet in their Faux News/BBart/GP addled brains he's the cure. All those liberals are little snowflakes yet it's everyone in the right that thinks they're the center of the goddamned universe and they're the only ones who have it all figured out. The arrogance and ignorance is just depressing.

Sorry for the rant. Love your profile pick. My buddy Lucius is one of the only things that helps me with all this frustration. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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