Your browser does not support the video tag.By now, we're pretty much used to Fox News's routine freakouts over how there's a War On Christmas (and by extension, on Jesus and America), but the holiday-weekend hosts of Fox & Friends upped the ante today
Hard to believe that this was the best thing they could find to be outraged about. Time for Faux to fire their 'outrage of the day' researcher.
So the douche who isn't Doucey or Kilmeade says "Watch the whole commercial and see if you can catch what's missing" and all the while at the bottom of the screen it says "God cut from commercial." Oh wait... that would assume the Fox viewers can read. Never mind.
Yep - we call 'em "Jack Mormons" around here. Former Governor Jim Gibbons was notorious for being...somewhat flexible...regarding the whole "no imbibing" thing.
“When political correctness takes over the beer advertising industry, the terrorists have won.”
When moronic statements like that can be made on national TV, without the moron being fired within 24 hours, the terrorists have won.
These morons would have to rise several levels to get there.
Hard to believe that this was the best thing they could find to be outraged about. Time for Faux to fire their 'outrage of the day' researcher.
On tap at the Alla-akh Bar.
Poe's Law on display.
Remember how Tina Fey lampooned Palin by saying exactly what Palin said? SNL could run a hilarious skit using precisely this inane dialogue.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=3KThXNQ6j8A" target="_blank">In heaven there is no beer ... </a>
Laura Ingalls Wilder thought it was, because &quot;God is America&#039;s King.&quot;
So the douche who isn&#039;t Doucey or Kilmeade says &quot;Watch the whole commercial and see if you can catch what&#039;s missing&quot; and all the while at the bottom of the screen it says &quot;God cut from commercial.&quot; Oh wait... that would assume the Fox viewers can read. Never mind.
I wish we could feed Fox and Friends to Ammit the Devourer, consigning them to utter oblivion.
Millions of motherfucking assholes throughout my lifetime?
Yep - we call &#039;em &quot;Jack Mormons&quot; around here. Former Governor Jim Gibbons was notorious for being...somewhat flexible...regarding the whole &quot;no imbibing&quot; thing.
I was just around a whole bunch of them a couple weeks ago for a wedding.
Some of them didn&#039;t drink.
Strange, but as Christians, they must know that they need protection from people like them.
Hey, I am a little tipsy, and need to drive home in about 10 minutes, do you think I should have another beer?
Sam Adams, Always a Good Idea!
Absolut Faith
It comes in an invisible bottle. You just have to have faith that it is there.
I think the simple fact that Jesus wrote the Declaration of Independence proves that it is.