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The Quirk's avatar

OJ's wife said the same thing, I'm sure.

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The Quirk's avatar

Ahh, she's just thinking of Condaleeza.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Who was made to apologize: Janay or Douchey?

The answer will amaze you.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

So what part of the name "Fox News" made you think this <em>wasn't</em> a joke?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

titillation. hee hee.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

who wants to look at his vaginal area?

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malsperanza's avatar

You can't expect Faux News to recognize humor when they <strike>see</strike> use it. If they did, they'd have canceled the whole network years ago.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This is why RW humor isn't funny. Humor should afflict the comfortable, not attack the afficted. It seems that the RW goes out of its way to hurt those who are already down. In short, RW humor isn't funny...it's just mean.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'd donate some votes to "every time from here on out" but I will need assurances that there <i>will</i> be a camera.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Stockholm syndrome

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert know how to make with the funny on difficult subjects. But Fox is ... well ... Fox is such a special little channel. Bless their hearts.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Comments we made during this story yesterday made some feel like we were taking the situation too lightly."

If he had stopped right there, he would have made the first factually true statement on FOX in a long time.

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Jared James's avatar

Libtards are humorless, sexless drones who are always offended when jocularity--wait, we mean Total Gravity breaks out.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

We already knew what they are. All that remained was haggling over the price. (And that's no less true of these "male" shills)

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Lot_49's avatar

Maybe Ray Rice was only kidding when he punched out his wife-to-be. Maybe that's what she told herself when she went ahead and married him. To the extent she might have thought the marriage would be successful, she was certainly kidding herself.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...when interviewed after the segment, Doocy lightened the mood with the following joke:

<em>"Hey what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? NOTHING, you already told her twice!</em>

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