How is it that nobody until now has noticed the eerie similarity between Hollywood Lieberal Matt Damon ("Matt Damon") and beefy conservahunk and potential vice president of US America Paul Ryan? They have the same number of eyebrows ... They both have hair ... Hmmm. Is it possible they do not actually look like each other at all? NO, IDIOT. It is NOT.
The law of unintended consequences is item #12 on my list of important things about the world most "conservatives" entirely fail to understand.
You think you&#039;re nervous? I have to remember how dogs work. I&#039;ve agreed to take my ex&#039;s doggies for a couple months while she sells her house. (To be fair, they were <i>our</i> doggies, but that was seven years ago). My cat is gonna plotz.
Matt Damon has empathy for fellow human beings. Can&#039;t say the same for Ryan.
The law of unintended consequences is item #12 on my list of important things about the world most &quot;conservatives&quot; entirely fail to understand.
I enjoyed it, it was a while ago though. Given your other viewing, seems less likely to be a waste of your time than the Bourne franchise.
Nice serve and volley.
Assumes facts not in evidence.
How about <i>Nailin&#039; Lyin&#039; Ryan to the Wall*&quot;</i>?
*with votes, natch
You think you&#039;re nervous? I have to remember how dogs work. I&#039;ve agreed to take my ex&#039;s doggies for a couple months while she sells her house. (To be fair, they were <i>our</i> doggies, but that was seven years ago). My cat is gonna plotz.
Ryan Paul?
You missed a memorable experience. I think I still have dents in my forearm.
Obligatory observation that that would be a hella band name.
Technically, I believe &quot;who gives a fuck?&quot; is the question.
If you look as much like Randy Travis as Paul Ryan looks like Matt Damon, you&#039;re in good shape.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/481064\/fox-nation-asks-paul-ryan-and-matt-damon-separated-at-birth#IDComment421923416" target="_blank">Hey!!</a>
That is, indeed, how it&#039;s done. Golf clap. Bravo, good fellow.
Too bad their lame little tweet just caused so many links to be generated for Google to rank the Eddi Munster comparisons higher.
As an irregular Late Late Show viewer, I now feel compelled to say:
<blockquote>Put the hooker in the closet</blockquote>