Fox Nation Calls Michelle Obama Spearchucker

Dude, total good one, Fox Nation:  

Michelle Obama, who has quickly become the Obama campaign’s tip of the spear when it comes to fundraising and vote-getting, is now stumping for children to convince their “great-grandparents” to vote for her husband.

We see what you did there!

Congratulations, you have just made us miss Orange County hilarious person "B-1" Bob Dornan like the dickens! We must get "lesbian spearchucker" back into the lexicon but pronto!

Anyway, the rest of the three paragraph story "Michelle Obama Tells Kids Their Parents Are 'Wrong'" is about Michelle Obama saying something, something, dunno, something terrible we guess. Here, here are the other two paragraphs, so you don't have to click through.

I mean, I can’t tell you in the last election how many grandparents I ran into who said, I wasn’t going to vote for Barack Obama until my grandson talked to me, until my great-grandson talked to me, and talked about the future he wanted for this country.

You can get out there with your parents. You guys can knock on doors. I had one young lady who brought me a petition — she’s already working. You can convince wrong people. Sometimes we don’t listen to ourselves, but we will listen to our children.

BURN HER.