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chascates's avatar

If so please adopt me as your little brother. I promise to become a very eccentric British smallholder who spends all day reading in his shed.

chascates's avatar

Is there some Wonkette swag I haven't been told about?

fuflans's avatar

i am sincerely hoping we are being overly dramatic (pun intended) and everyone will laugh at us on 11/7.

but i am contacting my extended family in toronto...

bobbert's avatar

I'm happy to say (and this applies to the whole subthread), that I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm so old I remember sitting in our living room and listening to that album.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Are you sure you aren't having an oldz moment and thinking of tuna cans?

Oh, and we missed you at the last grumpy-old-gitz curmudgeon's dinner.

Come to think of it, aren't we due for another Seattle Drink-Eat-Drink-Laugh-DrinkSomeMore thingy?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's why he called 'tails' every time. And the Fox Follies Fundies just know that Jeebus made it come up heads.

Wait, how did they decide who got to call 'heads or tails'? I mean, you could flip a coin, but ...

Chris Grrr's avatar

That's not also slang for Brazilian trolls, is it?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pfffft!

(that's the airgun)

Ennui There Yet's avatar

In the immortal words of Patsy Stone, cheers thanks a lot.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

I'm surprised they didn't toss to see who dresses to which side.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news for....wait for it...John McCain.

fuflans's avatar

may you be a the prescient Ttommy.

fuflans's avatar

apparently. facts and actual, you know, policies, ideas, plans, etc. aren't part of the deal.

media just tells who scored the most points and they win 'president'.

gah.

fuflans's avatar

me, i'm just flipping back and forth between a babera or a nice malbec.

certainly i will not be watching this one sober.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bathroom attendants? What, did he fire his pissboy?