Cuddly southern man, Fox News employee and likely Tea Party embed Todd Starnes recently decided to move to -- of all places -- Park Slope, Brooklyn! His employer has this amusing online feature called "City Rant!," in which members of the public are supposed to write in or videotape themselves ranting about New York, which comes easily to most. But no wants to "City Rant!" on Fox News's website. And so the only people that Fox can seem to get to rant is actual Fox News employees. So here is Todd, Fox News anchor and radio host! He has a voice for radio, and he wants to rant about how he
Cheer up right-wing guy. People have higher life expectancy in cities -- maybe it's the walking everywhere, maybe losing weight to impress those baristas.
<blockquote>How was I supposed to know the place was run by radical vegetarians</blockquote>
I guess reading the menu wasn&#039;t on his agenda, what with it involving that elitist activity, &quot;reading&quot;.
Dammit and I even checked I wasn&#039;t beaten to this punch but you snuck up on me and <em>blam!</em>
Worse, they don&#039;t even eat what they kill with those Kalashnikovs.
It&#039;s good that there&#039;s no such thing as a right-wing radical. That would be scary.
Truman Capote lives!
Cheer up right-wing guy. People have higher life expectancy in cities -- maybe it&#039;s the walking everywhere, maybe losing weight to impress those baristas.