Cuddly southern man, Fox News employee and likely Tea Party embed Todd Starnes recently decided to move to -- of all places -- Park Slope, Brooklyn!
<blockquote>How was I supposed to know the place was run by radical vegetarians</blockquote>
I guess reading the menu wasn&#039;t on his agenda, what with it involving that elitist activity, &quot;reading&quot;.
Dammit and I even checked I wasn&#039;t beaten to this punch but you snuck up on me and <em>blam!</em>
Worse, they don&#039;t even eat what they kill with those Kalashnikovs.
It&#039;s good that there&#039;s no such thing as a right-wing radical. That would be scary.
Truman Capote lives!
Cheer up right-wing guy. People have higher life expectancy in cities -- maybe it&#039;s the walking everywhere, maybe losing weight to impress those baristas.
<blockquote>How was I supposed to know the place was run by radical vegetarians</blockquote>
I guess reading the menu wasn&#039;t on his agenda, what with it involving that elitist activity, &quot;reading&quot;.
Dammit and I even checked I wasn&#039;t beaten to this punch but you snuck up on me and <em>blam!</em>
Worse, they don&#039;t even eat what they kill with those Kalashnikovs.
It&#039;s good that there&#039;s no such thing as a right-wing radical. That would be scary.
Truman Capote lives!
Cheer up right-wing guy. People have higher life expectancy in cities -- maybe it&#039;s the walking everywhere, maybe losing weight to impress those baristas.