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I needed the smelling salts.

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I soiled my pantaloons.

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But heavens, what if some child somewhere heard Peters say “pussy” right in the middle of his tirade about how the president has betrayed the country he supposedly leads?

Thank Dog that someone is thinking about the millions of children who watch Fux Business Network.

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Not sure, but I'm pretty sure that O'Reilly is in that space somewhere.

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That's not what I was tol...

Oh, you didn't mean flavor?

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May The Great Bird of The Galaxy roost on your planet.

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Murdered? Thanks, Obama!

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Suspended for saying, "Shit," but never suspended for generally spouting it. I am so surprised.

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When the babysitter wants to keep the little bastards out of her hair, she always plunks them down in front of the tv and turns on Fox Business. Everybody knows that.

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To put things in perspective, a dead armadillo in the middle of the road logicks better than FOX.

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So six years back he was a pussy?

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Apparently so.

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That's fap-worthy. And as a teenager, I'd have fapped to the mattress if you told me a woman had been on it.

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Miss Lindsey???

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Ooooooo, me too!

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I belched and told the wench to fucking bring me another.

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