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thewitchqueen74's avatar

I needed the smelling salts.

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sillyclucker's avatar

I soiled my pantaloons.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

But heavens, what if some child somewhere heard Peters say “pussy” right in the middle of his tirade about how the president has betrayed the country he supposedly leads?

Thank Dog that someone is thinking about the millions of children who watch Fux Business Network.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Not sure, but I'm pretty sure that O'Reilly is in that space somewhere.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

That's not what I was tol...

Oh, you didn't mean flavor?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

May The Great Bird of The Galaxy roost on your planet.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Murdered? Thanks, Obama!

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Suspended for saying, "Shit," but never suspended for generally spouting it. I am so surprised.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When the babysitter wants to keep the little bastards out of her hair, she always plunks them down in front of the tv and turns on Fox Business. Everybody knows that.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To put things in perspective, a dead armadillo in the middle of the road logicks better than FOX.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So six years back he was a pussy?

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SessileRaptor's avatar

Apparently so.

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stevola's avatar

That's fap-worthy. And as a teenager, I'd have fapped to the mattress if you told me a woman had been on it.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Miss Lindsey???

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PUAAN's avatar

Ooooooo, me too!

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PUAAN's avatar

I belched and told the wench to fucking bring me another.

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