Mitt Romney got his ass handed to himlast night, but to be fair, sometimes he handed himself his own ass, like when he claimed that Syria was Iran's "route to the sea" and also, most of the other times that he opened his mouth and words came out. (Maybe the moderator could have helped him out by asking a question about the Cayman Islands? Last we heard, those are foreign!) ANYWAY, probably the finest of these non-self-inflicted ass-handing moments came when Romney was comparing today's military to the military of the early 20th century, arguing that Obama was going to leave America unsafe forever and ever by refusing to give the Navy a bunch of ships they never asked for. Obama replied that yeah, he's going to give them fewer ships, because DUH, they use fewer ships, and also, fewer horses and bayonets, IDIOT. This, however, hurt Fox News' feelings, as it is apparently still remembering with longing 1917 in Flanders Fields. And it also hurt the feelings of this one serviceman who Tweeted at Fox News that we still do use bayonets in the military!
I tuned in to Faux back in 2008, just to watch them tremble and cry as they were forced to announce the winner. It will be even better this time around.
Even if he were quoting St. Ronald, the phrase "my belief has always been" coming out of Willard's mouth would grate on the ears.
They make better in-trench weapons than a bolt-action rifle, so WWI?
They were of some use, obviously not <em>decisive</em> though, in <a href="http:\/\/www.veteranstoday.com\/2011\/11\/11\/the-last-bayonet-charge-in-vietnam\/" target="_blank">Vietnam</a>.
I loved Jon and Stephen announcing it.
I tuned in to Faux back in 2008, just to watch them tremble and cry as they were forced to announce the winner. It will be even better this time around.
Even if he were quoting St. Ronald, the phrase &quot;my belief has always been&quot; coming out of Willard&#039;s mouth would grate on the ears.
Yup. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lewis_Millett#Korean_War" target="_blank">February 7, 1951</a>.
Journalist? Where? I didn&#039;t watch, did Chris Wallace interview one?
Morally weak?
Then you telegraph them to the editrix?
My second car. Pretty nice looking piece of shit. But cheap.
Nice av.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind And when we touched the powder off, the gator blew [1.] his mind.
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[1.] &quot;lost&quot; in the original.
Well, if the troops are starving, it&#039;s a whole lot harder to eat a dead airplane.
They make better in-trench weapons than a bolt-action rifle, so WWI?
They were of some use, obviously not <em>decisive</em> though, in <a href="http:\/\/www.veteranstoday.com\/2011\/11\/11\/the-last-bayonet-charge-in-vietnam\/" target="_blank">Vietnam</a>.
Also forgot to tell him about that Iranian coastline and lack of a shared border with Syria.
Just like <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=wj84tfS7ag4" target="_blank">Johnny Nice</a>.
Relatively speaking, he is.
For which we can all be thankful.