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Vienna Woods's avatar

I loved Jon and Stephen announcing it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I tuned in to Faux back in 2008, just to watch them tremble and cry as they were forced to announce the winner. It will be even better this time around.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Even if he were quoting St. Ronald, the phrase "my belief has always been" coming out of Willard's mouth would grate on the ears.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Yup. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lewis_Millett#Korean_War" target="_blank">February 7, 1951</a>.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Journalist? Where? I didn't watch, did Chris Wallace interview one?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Morally weak?

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PsycWench's avatar

Then you telegraph them to the editrix?

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bobbert's avatar

My second car. Pretty nice looking piece of shit. But cheap.

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bobbert's avatar

Nice av.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind And when we touched the powder off, the gator blew [1.] his mind.

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[1.] "lost" in the original.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Well, if the troops are starving, it's a whole lot harder to eat a dead airplane.

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SullivanSt's avatar

They make better in-trench weapons than a bolt-action rifle, so WWI?

They were of some use, obviously not <em>decisive</em> though, in <a href="http:\/\/www.veteranstoday.com\/2011\/11\/11\/the-last-bayonet-charge-in-vietnam\/" target="_blank">Vietnam</a>.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Also forgot to tell him about that Iranian coastline and lack of a shared border with Syria.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Just like <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=wj84tfS7ag4" target="_blank">Johnny Nice</a>.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Relatively speaking, he is.

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PsycWench's avatar

For which we can all be thankful.

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