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Vienna Woods's avatar

I loved Jon and Stephen announcing it.

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I tuned in to Faux back in 2008, just to watch them tremble and cry as they were forced to announce the winner. It will be even better this time around.

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Even if he were quoting St. Ronald, the phrase "my belief has always been" coming out of Willard's mouth would grate on the ears.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Yup. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lewis_Millett#Korean_War" target="_blank">February 7, 1951</a>.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Journalist? Where? I didn't watch, did Chris Wallace interview one?

PsycWench's avatar

Then you telegraph them to the editrix?

bobbert's avatar

My second car. Pretty nice looking piece of shit. But cheap.

TundraGrifter's avatar

We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind And when we touched the powder off, the gator blew [1.] his mind.

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[1.] "lost" in the original.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Well, if the troops are starving, it's a whole lot harder to eat a dead airplane.

SullivanSt's avatar

They make better in-trench weapons than a bolt-action rifle, so WWI?

They were of some use, obviously not <em>decisive</em> though, in <a href="http:\/\/www.veteranstoday.com\/2011\/11\/11\/the-last-bayonet-charge-in-vietnam\/" target="_blank">Vietnam</a>.

SullivanSt's avatar

Also forgot to tell him about that Iranian coastline and lack of a shared border with Syria.

SullivanSt's avatar

Just like <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=wj84tfS7ag4" target="_blank">Johnny Nice</a>.

SullivanSt's avatar

Relatively speaking, he is.

PsycWench's avatar

For which we can all be thankful.