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PubOption's avatar

The wingnuts would rather he had gone to Parkland (the public hospital in Dallas), then they could complain about the amount of money wasted in public hospitals.

PubOption's avatar

The Christianists should be happy, one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Good call!

Ebola spreads via bodily fluids. We don't know if his ranch was named for <i>giving</i> OR <i>receiving</i>

RICK PERRY, STAY AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL!!

Painter of Goats's avatar

Ebola, Ebonics, Ebony. I like this game.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Ebola outbreak in Texas? I Can't think of a better time to grant their wish for secession and seal the borders

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Does Rupert Murdoch have stock in Hazmat suits, surgical masks, and hand sanitizer? Because that's the only way I can understand this whole "EBOLA! EVERYBODY PANIC!" bit.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hey I caught it twice!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think Steve Doocy ought to be more concerned that his daughter is going around drinking strange men's pee.