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"I agree totally. Now, what are the downsides?" --Chris Wallace

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Medical care is a luxury, like crab legs.

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I'm assuming fiend is not a typo

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My Valvoline roll on leaves me smelling fossil fresh and I am getting 4 more MPG.

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How did you get a hold of the three talking points of President Cruz's 2016 inaugural address?

Oh, also: get Castro!

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<i>Wallace noted that expanding the Medicaid eligibility to families with 133 percent of the poverty level had allowed tens of thousands of people to sign up in several states.</i>

Math and logic...how do they work again?

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And prostitutes, just like Obamacare!

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Lazarus had the mother of all pre-existing conditions, and Jeebus didn't even raise his premiums.

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Ever wonder how bankruptcy lawyers make money? Seems to me you'd want to specialize in the legal problems of billionaires.

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Yes, but he'll be happy to learn that many states aren't even doing the Medicaid expansion, because, and this may be a direct quote, "Fuck them."

Hell, <b>some states aren't even letting any poor people sign up for Medicaid</b>, unless they are both poor and either: children, elderly, or working age Adults classified as disabled (good luck with that process).

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Chris' diary, age 12: "Today my friend offered to buy me a baseball glove for my birthday, which is tomorrow. Also, my other friend offered to sell me the equivalent glove when he is finished with it in three months. I don't know which offer to take up".

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