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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"I agree totally. Now, what are the downsides?" --Chris Wallace

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm assuming fiend is not a typo

schmannity's avatar

My Valvoline roll on leaves me smelling fossil fresh and I am getting 4 more MPG.

Lot_49's avatar

How did you get a hold of the three talking points of President Cruz's 2016 inaugural address?

Oh, also: get Castro!

PsycWench's avatar

<i>Wallace noted that expanding the Medicaid eligibility to families with 133 percent of the poverty level had allowed tens of thousands of people to sign up in several states.</i>

Math and logic...how do they work again?

schmannity's avatar

And prostitutes, just like Obamacare!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lazarus had the mother of all pre-existing conditions, and Jeebus didn't even raise his premiums.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ever wonder how bankruptcy lawyers make money? Seems to me you'd want to specialize in the legal problems of billionaires.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Yes, but he'll be happy to learn that many states aren't even doing the Medicaid expansion, because, and this may be a direct quote, "Fuck them."

Hell, <b>some states aren't even letting any poor people sign up for Medicaid</b>, unless they are both poor and either: children, elderly, or working age Adults classified as disabled (good luck with that process).

PsycWench's avatar

Chris' diary, age 12: "Today my friend offered to buy me a baseball glove for my birthday, which is tomorrow. Also, my other friend offered to sell me the equivalent glove when he is finished with it in three months. I don't know which offer to take up".