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"Red Lectroids"? I've never even heard of them, and I'm the worlds leading expert on stuff like that. I'm waiting for a call from Ailes any moment...

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Thanks for the compliment, we are a very sharp group here, I have to say. But you're mistaken about me watching MSNBC- I never do. I also know all about how the teevee remote works. I loathe Fox News being on the air because it makes people who do watch it have a very narrow and biased view of world affairs. Actually, a study was published this summer, showing that Fox News viewers are less informed than people who get their news from other sources, not more. In fact, Fox News fans seem to know less than people who watch no news programs at all. Miseducating people is a disservice to the country. Here's a link to that study; I'm sure you'll find it interesting.http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3...

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True enough.I am with no fucks to give Bammers on that any more. The conservatives have made everything in life a political issue, so it is time the libs start doing the same.Generally I am all turn the other cheek, rise above, be the better man hippy socialist commie hug stuff, but anymore, fuck em ^.^

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It's a Buckaroo Banzai thing.

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Don't blame it on the contractors. Fox knew about it in 2013: http://intelctweekly.blogsp...

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Having trouble with obvious distinctions? I think there's a scientific name for that.

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Damned bridge dwellers of small stature!

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Fox News knew about this in 2013. You don't suppose someone there should get fired? http://intelctweekly.blogsp...

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Fox knew in 2013:

"Postscript: This article was never published in 2013 because Simmons, when shown a pre-publication copy for his comments, called all his 'conservative' protectors to circle their wagons around him. A host of high-level military and CIA retirees (see the Benghazi Committee roster) made clear that they would broach no criticisms of their fake 'covert operator,' Simmons. Not one 'conservative' media outlet wanted anything to do with breaking this story--in 2013. See the damage done when the truth finally outed in 2015"

You don't suppose there's an accessory charge hiding in there?

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I see your Post and raise you the National Inquirer.

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Just don't carry anything that looks like a gun, including a motorized dildo. In the words of William Burroughs, "Some latent queer cop liable to shoot you."

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That's why he had the security clearance form rewritten to leave off the name of the recording clerk.

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I seem to recall driving along I95 behind a truck marked C.I.A., some kind of carpet cleaning service or something.

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Led by Winston Smith, no doubt.

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They "heard" about it in 2013:

Postscript: This article was never published in 2013 because Simmons, when shown a pre-publication copy for his comments, called all his "conservative" protectors to circle their wagons around him. A host of high-level military and CIA retirees (see the Benghazi Committee roster) made clear that they would broach no criticisms of their fake "covert operator," Simmons. Not one "conservative" media outlet wanted anything to do with breaking this story--in 2013. See the damage done when the truth finally outed in 2015.

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I think issues with national security clearance more important than Fox News.

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