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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, the passionate advocates for life of the unborn who don't give a flying fuck about actual air-breathing people are the worst.

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diogenez's avatar

Free Pussy Riot!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're supposed to all get straight-married. Then the babies won't cost anything to take care of. They'll have to marry white guys from rich families with connections, because that's about the only way to be employed in the U.S. of Republican A., but no problem.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Yeah, I think that is pretty much all that is required in Wingnutistan. Teh evul, evul wimminz.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Steve Jobs already stole all my alts so I don't care

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Too subtle. You get better captions by yelling YOUR CAPTIONS SUCK. All Editrices know that.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=GO_UJYvWaJg" target="_blank">Your head is nappy, your feet so mamlish long</a>. I'd never heard of it before tonight, and I have no idea what "mamlish" means. Neither does anybody else, but googling it is fun.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I shall be listening for this on <a href="http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php\?storyId=181094266" target="_blank">Morning Edition</a> tomorrow, and I'll write a very strong letter to NPR if it doesn't show up. See if I don't.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, many of the voters have no brain, so...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Excuse me Fox News Paid Idiot, but I see a slight flaw in your cunning plan. You see, you and your Christianist friends would have to stop calling young un married women who have sex slutwhores. Are you willing to do that? Didn't think so, go back to the drawing board, take as looooooong as you want.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh, you've been to a Catholic adoption center then.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Again, evidence please. There certainly doesn't seem to be enough stigma to stop it from happening all the time.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Is it as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

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SullivanSt's avatar

No dissonance there, if you celebrate something you want more of it!

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PubOption's avatar

Some regulations are more equal than others.

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bobbert's avatar

No alternate universe. She's just lying. Again.

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